WTF buddy

A friend with whom you share strange or bizarre hobbies, interests, and entertainment. May or may not be sexual in nature.

I didn't feel like watching American Horror Story by myself, so I called my WTF buddy.

by rodaro March 5, 2014

condom buddies

One guy wears a condom for intercourse then gives it to someone else to use for intercourse.

I banged a chick with the same condom my friend john used. We became condom buddies.

by Erkh April 22, 2014

fake buddhist

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.

I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.

by Raven Bancroft March 2, 2015

Tornado buddy

A large person you can hold onto in a tornado.

Your partner is so fat, on the bright side she would make a great tornado buddy.

by Kar bear May 22, 2015

Blasting Buddy

A partnership between two people where the two of them shit as loud as they can next to eachother in a public bathroom. The partnership lasts a lifetime and one can only have one vowed buddy

Me and my blasting buddy Mikey caused a real ruckus in the Walmart bathroom, the other customers thought we were giving birth.

by Rickzilla June 10, 2015

Shower buddies

Friends who shower togather

Were shower buddies

by Weasel4040 October 7, 2016

Deportation Buddy

Someone (usually a close friend) who will sit next to you on the bus when Trump gets into office.

Aye, I need a deportation buddy. I'll bring tacos if you'll bring coke.

by Fernando, stop goofing off! November 11, 2016