mr blonde 

A villain from Perfect Dark on the N64.

Mr Blonde is gonna own my ass!

mr blonde by Grineyfase December 8, 2006

blonderister 

when you are having a fight about who is more blond.

i'm blond.
i'm blonder.
i'm blonderest.
i'm blonderister!

blonderister by Andera February 21, 2006

Blonde 

Someone who throws their cell phone away in the garbage can in the bathroom of Taco Bell.

Blonde

Blonde by Jenbug October 6, 2008

Blondes do it better 

blondes are poo, end of story

blondes do it better, but they can’t do anything right

Blondes do it better by ash04 May 27, 2018

Blonde Effect

When a blonde female is overly base (stupid) and ridiculous, and causes everyone in her vicinity to be mentally disabled until the blonde leaves the vicinity/room.

Everytime she walks into a room, everyones brains seem to shut down. Talk about having the blonde effect

Blonde Effect by UselessfromReedley April 7, 2010

a blonder

Someone who enjoys the aroma of his own urine after the consumption of asparagus.

Dude, you're such a blonder!

a blonder by Cletus November 30, 2003

Blonde Bomber 

A natural blonde female who has blonde pubes.

I went to go down on her and realized that her pubes were blonde. She was a blonde bomber bro. It was epic.

Blonde Bomber by The Muff Diver Pro January 20, 2014