bernaldo

Incredibly adorable, funny, smart, and sexy person... usually seen with large groups of friends or celebrities

Person 1: "Yo, who's this kid everyone freakin' loves?"

Person 2: "Him? Yea, tht's Bernaldo.."

by Jesus614 October 12, 2020

Berneco (gavin gabino)

A Roblox YouTuber that plays many different games and tries his best to be funny.

Berneco (gavin gabino) is a Roblox YouTuber

by RobloxTikToker March 14, 2021

The Bernstein Bail

When a Jew makes plans with you and then bails (typically happens when they don’t have a coupon for dinner, are being lazy, etc.)

Sorry for The Bernstein Bail but I accidentally ate some pink, undercooked chicken and got food poisoning so I’m sorry I can’t make it to the zoo or dinner.

by Bernsteinbearlove July 16, 2021

Maxime Bernier

A far right nutjob

What's the difference between a toilet and Maxime Bernier? Both are full of shit, but at least a toilet has a seat.

by gwi-nam June 26, 2022

Bernie Sanders

dumb dumb

Person #1: you know Bernie Sanders?
Person #2: yeah, he dumb dumb
Person #1: ikr

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Bernardsville

A very poor and ugly town filled with faggots who think they are better then Basking Ridge, which is the richest and most prestigious town in the east half of the entire country. People who live in bernardsville claim that Basking Ridge "sucks" and is worse then them. But in reality bernardville is a piece of shit town filled with mexicans and shitty movie theatures.

Basking Ridge Kid *Talking to another Basking Ridge Friend* : "Hey wanna see a movie tonight?"

Friend : "yeah sure! there is a movie theature in bernardsville we can go to!"

Other friend : "Ew why would i want to go to that shit hole, lets just take your Lamborghini to the mall!"

Friend : "Okay sure! but first my dad has to finish buying his 9th house and a few more Ferraris"

by 8934hibjgfjkseh October 26, 2012

Weekend at Bernie's

A reference to being arrested by the wrong cop, on Friday, in NYC. Having your paperwork misallocated, thus "missing" your arraigment and being forced to spend the whole weekend at the former Bernard B Kerik detention facilty in downtown Manhattan.

"Dude, don't argue with the cop... do you wanna spend the weekend at Bernie's?

by cyvais August 8, 2009