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Bed Cred

Bed Cred is the reputation you gain among your peers for sexual prowess (or not, as the case may be). Bed cred is not gained only from bedroom sex, it can be gained from sex in a swimming pool, tennis court, or for extra points, bondage on ITV primetime, or other live tv shows. Interesting positions and/or use of equipment can get you extra cred, but size is the main factor - a 1 foot wonder will always beat a 1 inch wonder. Just remember, word has to get round, or no Bed Cred can be gained.
Josh lost almost all his bed cred when he split up with Jane and she admitted he only had 3 inches
by Little_Meep March 21, 2008
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fuck-bed supreme

A bed that has seen a lot of pus or johnsons without having the sheets washed.
I went over some strippers house a couple weeks ago and noticed that one of them had a fuck-bed supreme
by Kitie Write February 26, 2010
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fell out of bed

When a stock in a publically traded company goes down a rediculous amount. This is usually because of a bad financial new announcement.
"My broker bought me this piece of shit start up company last week, the fucking stock fell out of bed already."
by Lick Cuddy13 May 24, 2009
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vacum bed

when a girl is such a big slut that she needs to feel tight latex around her skin and tits she lies in a vacum bed, vacums all the air out and feels the latex against her tits. Usually another person rubs her eroticly.
princess donna lay in a vacum bed for pleasure
by Right NUT February 2, 2008
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bed carting

The term for waking up in the morning and lying in your bed until you go back to sleep because you're too lazy to get up.
"Dude, I was bed carting til about 2pm today, so that's why I missed your party...Yeah, I know I'm lazy."
by Summer Green June 24, 2008
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bed and dead

when you fuck a person then never speak to them again
Guy:Can i have your number?
Girl: nah bro your just a bed and dead :
by DoooooooodleBobb June 27, 2008
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jizz bed

The bed in which one jizzes upon their partner, or has their partner jizz upon them.
Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.

Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!
by Andrea Sheikha June 29, 2011
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