i beats

Something you utter just as you beat someone.

Guy 1: "I beats!" *whack*
Guy 2: *sad face*

by haysupqtpai June 18, 2008

Beat Happening

The Beat Happening is an Indie band that formed in the 80's. Their label is K Records. They're a band that many people turned to in a time of MTV's unfortunate popularity. Beat Happening were leaders in the Indie wave that many of us are all fond of nowadays. The band is from Olympia, WA. Characterized by Calvin Johnson's deep voice, rhythmic, yet not overdone guitar play, and beat producing drum playing, Beat Happening provides some good music for those of you that are just sick of listening to the force-fed shit that you get from MTV.

Good Beat Happening songs include: Cry for a Shadow, Indian Summer, Hot Chocolate Boy, You Turn Me On, Foggy Eyes....

by Fuck You Music Television June 25, 2008

Wife Beating

An event in which 2 or more people drive around in a second or third generation Pontiac Tans-Am or Chevy Camaro wearing wife beaters and aviators. This event typically involves listening to loud 1980's rock music and various types of careless driving.

Person 1: "Hey, do you want to go wife beating tonight?"
Person 2: "Sure i'll go fire up my Camaro"

by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

droppin a beat

To drop ones pants and masturbate profusely as in making music. In certain atmospheres it is popular to masturbate to the music of the pornography therefore dropping a beat. A.K.A Jacking Off, Masturbating, Choking the Chicken, Spanking the Monkey

Bob: Yo dude I heard this weird smacking noise in your room.
Jim: Yeah dude I was droppin a beat.
Bob: Gross you better not have gotten some milk juice on my keyboard

by D-Mo Money December 31, 2007

Jungle Beat

The act of banging on the breasts of a women while simultaneously cumming in her mouth.

Shit son, I just gave that hoe the wetest jungle beat that bitch has ever had.

by Rainbowedyoa55 April 2, 2008

Beat Sleeve

A cloth used for masturbation. Can keep the ejaculate from defiling other nearby objects/furniture.

Jessica left her panties at my place. I used em for a beat sleeve for the next week. I'm no dickhead so I washed it before I gave it back to her.

by Martropolis March 9, 2010

A Mind Beating

The moment at which someone does something that is so obvious, and immediately denies it, when you KNOW they did it. Your mind immdiately is intensely frustrated, here causing you to have a "mind beating"

Johnny: "God, you're such a bitch sometimes."

Anna: "WTF, how am I a bitch?"

Johnny: "Uhh I didn't call you one?"

Anna: "WHAT THE HELL, yes you did!"

Johnny: "You're a fucking lunatic."

^ Anna is having a Mind Beating

by Anna! =) November 26, 2009