buffed

extremely tired, worn out from having too much sex or masterbating excessively

"Shit man, i whacked my weenie 8 times today; I'm so fuckin' buffed"-mark

"Mmm, me and brandon did the dirty 4 times today and we were both so buffed we slept all day.

by LicksMmm January 28, 2005

Bufferz

Buff, Fit, Gorgeous, Sexy, Hot etc etc.
It's just a word that explains someone who is completely gorgeous and better than just 'Buff' alone.

1. Corrrr, I'd give him 1 he's just abit bufferz.
2. Oh my god look over there bufferz or what!
3. Just blatent bufferz to be honest.

by Leah Cudd November 2, 2007

BFFEB

best friend for ever bitches

ally, annette, ashley, margaret and maria define BFFEB for sure

by Maria Q January 9, 2008

Buffelen

A cry of blessedness. According to the intellectualism it is a primal scream. In membrane the Egypts mentioned impressions of a Buffelman aiming with clenched fists to the image of a God. According to the indians cowboys were buffelen when they killed the Chief. A strange demonic noise overcasts the sky.

The man tried hard and achieved his goal. He stood up and let himself buffelen.

by Buffelman August 26, 2009

buffermortis

The state of frustration you reach when your DVR will no longer allow you to fast forward through commercials.

Let's go make a snack, we've reached buffermortis.

by gmby November 28, 2010

Magic Chinese Buffet

Sometimes valued at over $1 Billion dollars, a magic chinese buffet is one of the most mysterious sights one can behold, as well as the most intriguing to experience. Legend says that the power of this delicious rarity cannot be understood by the majority of mankind. Only a few may ever be tempted with the mystical being who supposedly offers a chosen one the chance to pick a check for one billion dollars, or to be subjected to the majestic, magic chinese buffet. many choose the unbelievable wealth offered, however, only the truly fortuitous and kind at heart will have the opportunity to experience magic in the world over an extrinsic reinforcer such as simple cash.

Magic Chinese Buffet master: Good sir, I now offer you the choice to choose $1 Billion dollars to be all yours, tax-free of course, or the option to experience the only bit of magic you will ever be subjected to in your feeble lifetime.
Steve: There's no doubt in my mind, I want to experience magic, to know that said mystical happenings exist in this world, and of course, to indulge in what is, the Magic Chinese Buffet.

by Steveshiftyshaft January 18, 2011

Buffering

The time after a recently ended relationship where "getting back together" could still be possible as neither parties items have not been returned and finalizations have not been made.

"what is the status of your relationship with him"
"oh we are currently buffering"

by blckhrtnlv August 15, 2008