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Barrel

(pretend that nothing is here *barrel*)
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The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.
Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.
by fishpickles May 2, 2022
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Betty Barrel Racer

First of all, they have a crazy ass barrel horse.
a girl who shows up late to the barrel race bc she got Starbucks, blares acdc in her Ford, and posts on insta every time her horse takes a shit bc "it's so cute"

In order to be a betty, u gotta kick ass in the barrel pen. I guarantee you're not as cool as this betty.

PS: Betty's are only into JACKED BADASS GUYS bc they are hot.
"If you dislike this, u are either a buckle bunny or a bull rider"

"Damn that berry barrel racer is hot af"

"Betty barrel racers win every rodeo they enter!!"
by Ej3jwodbrwiasjeosjsjdorj June 4, 2022
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rusty barrel

A cougar that hasn't found a man in a while
by Rusty_Barrel October 16, 2017
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Sneaky Barrel

When someone is hiding that they are getting fat.
Josh: Hey Sam, have you noticed something different about Robbie lately?

Sam: Ya he's been growing a sneaky barrel.

Josh: It's true he's been eating to many Doritos!
by Amigo#1 October 4, 2019
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Gargantuan Spunk Barrel

A gargantuan spunk barrel is where a person swallows loads from multiple people in one sitting.
“Luke is a gargantuan spunk barrel, did you see how many loads he swallowed
by iiTzzCozmic January 13, 2024
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Double Barrel

When you fuck up in a completely and easily avoidable manner
"The patient was injured severely in a chainsaw juggling competition, he really double barreled it this time"
by BigOleDirtyDirty August 1, 2017
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