"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!

This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...

by QuacksO November 11, 2018

after fade

How one feels after getting blown; faded.
You feel slumpt.

I’m not tired it’s just the after fade

by Don’t care.com February 24, 2019

After-heard

The act of replaying a short sentence from short term memory after missing the sentence when it was originally spoken.

What'd you say. Oh nevermind. I after-heard you.

by Sony freek June 14, 2018

After Hours Boss

Used to refer to one's significant other - as one's boss outside of working hours

"Hey Dave! You free for drinks tonight after work?"
"Ah sorry man, my after hours boss needs me to stay overtime tonight"

by iamlegolas June 17, 2018

after dick

After Dick is the cuddle period after sex in which the partners spoon. This particular act of cuddling makes the woman feel loved, cared for and or very secure. The woman shows this feeling of love or security by reaching around, grabbing her lover's arm and wrapping it around her. It is often capped off by either intimate talks or sleep.

Damn girl...the dick was good but the After Dick had me going nuts. I blew up his phone like 50 times the next day.

by The OriginalStealth January 31, 2019

After gone

After completion of drinking a bitter or sour ale.

That beer had a bad after gone.

by Chuckswords May 31, 2018

After Ever Happy

4th film in the after series.

Person 1: Have you seen the new after movie, after ever happy!?!?
Person 2:OMG yes it was soooo good!!!

by Tessa+Hardin<3 September 7, 2022