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Iam "........."

Hym *Snickers*

Iam "........."

Hym *Snickers* "You still sulking over there?"

Iam *Glares*

Hym *Snickers* "Ppfftt Bwahahahahaha aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"

Iam "You can't be serious!"

Hym "Ha! What you don't like the Joker laugh anymore? HAHAHAHAHAAAA! Blah blah blah! He BaStArDiZeD tHe Ip! You just feel like you sullied your idol with your own inadequacy."

Iam "It wasn't supposed to... Why is this so funny to you?"

Hym "It's the act! The act of doing it is what makes it funny! It's perfectly analogous to our experience! And he encapsulated it in time. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "This isn't... Whatever..."

Hym "Ha!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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Act Dry Day

May 3rd is Act Dry Day. Become as dry as you possibly can to your friends or someone close you.
Chrysler: Why’s Bone acting so dry?
Jim: act dry day
Chrysler: k.
by Jiua1345 May 2, 2022
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Act Dry Day

May 3rd is Act Dry Day. Act as dry as much as you can to your friends and close ones. Just as long as you represent your way of acting dry.
Chrysler: Why’s Bone acting so dry??
Jim: act dry day.

Chrysler: k.
by Jiua1345 May 2, 2022
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the Wagner Act

Replying to fundraising emails with cat photos and gifs. Must be said with some officious verbiage to make it sound serious.

The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.
I don't just delete political fundraising emails, I invoke the Wagner Act instead.
by Profess sore October 1, 2022
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act

You act did that?!
by milkpen October 3, 2022
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The ACT

American College Testing (Abbreviated ACT), is a test in which students sit at a cramped school desk for 4 hours straight, the math section of this test is usually the most frustrating and it might make you want to jump off a cliff. This test is also known to other students as a substitution to the real hell.
Dude 1: I got a 10 on The ACT

The Nerd: Ha, loser I got a 36.
by Jxckson October 8, 2022
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Acting like a granola bar

In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022
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