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Jon-Paul

Jon-Paul, AKA “JP”
Of English origin; Jon meaning "God," Paul meaning"humble." Gives definition to the saying "The way a man treats his mother is how he will treat his wife." Jon-Paul is a "momma's boy."

Jon-Paul's are hard working and usually work well with their hands. sweetest, nicest, funniest guy you'll meet. JP’s make you laugh so hard you'll pee in your pants. JP’s has a beautiful smile and makes you smile just by looking at him.

They are very meticulous. If you befriend and earn a Jon-Paul's trust, you will never be alone. Jon-Paul's are very loyal friends. At first sight, a Jon-Paul may strike you as intimidating, but don't be fooled by his strong persona. Although he has a very strong work ethic, on spare time a party is not complete without him. Jon-Paul's can usually pursue any woman he desires purely because of his extremely strong sex appeal. He is not easily satisfied, and typically keeps in search of something more in a significant other. He is amazing in bed.
Girl: omg look it's Jon-Paul!

Girl2: isn't he so cute?!
by MizzJohnson November 23, 2021
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Jon Jon

A very great and open person once you get to know him better. He often gets side tracked but he finds the right people to be around and makes everyone happy. Often gives his own happiness for others and he only looks for the best in others and wants to bring others to their best version of themselves. Don't be Jonathan, be a Jon Jon <3
Omg you're such a Jon Jon, ugh fxck this homework lol!!
by 350149 November 21, 2021
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Jon Andreas

English teacher that is identified as a yappatron 4000.

Jon Andreas. "Today class, we are going to talk about democracy"
Proceeds to talk about relationships and how they are connected to democracy and never explains what democracy is
Arkan: "Jon Andreas is always yapping"
Amor: "Yeah, I've heard he identifies as a yappatron 4000"
by bombarompaclart January 25, 2024
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Hello Jon

A quote from The Magnus Archives, often referred to as the Rickroll of TMA.
Jon: Statement of Hazel Rutter, regarding a house fire in her childhood home. Statement begins.

Elias: Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
by Starmustdie November 25, 2025
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jon

jon is the sexiest most angelic being, not just on earth but in the entire universe so NO OTHER MFS SHOULD EVEN TRY LIKE HE WAKES UP EVERYDAY AS HIMSELF AND THATS ALREADY INTIMIDATING ENOUGH… he’s the sweetest most understanding, giving, loving and compassionate person there is and he has the hottest gf, this man is the full package the real deal the one and only, his gf lowkey golem though she be saying all this “my precious” shit. jon’s smile is so uplifting, he is sunshine as a person although he needs to not be so hard on himself as he doesn’t realise just how amazing he truely is, HE SLAYS EVERYDAY with his unmatched charm and intelligence and warm personality. a future model and incredible boyfriend HEHEH
yo stay away from jon else his amazing gf will bite yo hoe ass
by slaygay April 17, 2022
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Jon G Boi

Jon G Boi is a typical name given to a “chink” whit the name of Jon. He is typically found working in cats food after getting fired from other jobs, and is not a very hard worker.
Jon G Boi: Man I love being a chink working at Wendy’s!
You: why did you steal from your old place of work?
Jon G Boi: Shhhhhhh
by Super Cash Money November 15, 2018
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Jon Tupi

A Local name for beanie hat in Bangladesh.
Tupi (/টুপি/) means Hat.

Context:
Mr. Jon Kabir introduced beanie hats in Bangladesh, slouchy beanies to be specific. As a macho, he pulled off beanies like no one else and slaying to this date.

Back to the story, as a trailblazer for beanie— it got popular overtime and started to become known as "Jon Tupi" and soon it took over the scene being "Jon Tupi" here.
- Are you wearing Jon Tupi?

- No, it's a beanie!
by retiredretardreturns January 14, 2024
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