Stephen

No one really pronounces Stephen as "Stephen", but more like some random ass person name Steven. The only person I know that is called Stephen is Stephen Curry, but any other Stephen I meet shoots like Ben Simmons and charges into the baskets like a slow Shaq that can never finish. Stephen is that burnt cinnamon roll you'll probably step on in your life because you find that they're really useless (except Stephen curry) that never do well in school and think they're smart every time they beat someone who's better than him in a test.

*stephen bricks a basketball three*
"What can I say, my name is Stephen and I'm so good"

"Yea, good luck on that Steven.

by LemoonJaMomFunny May 15, 2022

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Stephen Baetens

The worst person on earth you will ever meet. He likes to be a BIG dick to everyone and anyone. There is no escape to him. When he sees you he will kick and hit you with no questions asked.

If you see him run.

Is that Stephen Baetens?
Yes it is, RUN!

by SheepDude2.0 October 5, 2022

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stephen

Stephen is a feen. He messes with peoples feelings without noticing. he lies to a few people but makes sure to solve it when he has to. Everyone should meet a Stephen because once you do your life changes. He is a great boyfriend but doesn't know how to handle girls feelings that well.

oh my god look. that must be a stephen

by 13th of May February 26, 2019

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Jonathan Patrick Stephens

Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him

Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard

by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021

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