Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!
Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.

Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...
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Stephen Hawking, a theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and head of Cosmology at the University of Cambridge taught me one thing....
Despite gifted intellect and a lifetime of investigating the creation of the universe, questioning of the existence of God and higher power, his soul was taken at the Almighty's will and that is one secret of the universe, hawking was never able to unravel.
R.I.P. Stephen Hawking
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A Physicist who is half chair half human
Do you know Stephen Hawking? Oh, you mean the intelligent chair?
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The version of sloppy seconds for people who really don’t fucking care. Could be seconds, could be fourths, could be 10 different guy’s loads in. Popular practice in the Central - North Devon area in the UK where young ladies collect vast quantities of jizz
“Holy Fuck!” exclaimed Stephen, “I got sloppy Stephens on a fat girl in Sandford last night & it was like punching a wet lasagne!”
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The worst person on earth you will ever meet. He likes to be a BIG dick to everyone and anyone. There is no escape to him. When he sees you he will kick and hit you with no questions asked.

If you see him run.
Is that Stephen Baetens?
Yes it is, RUN!
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The longtime founder and lead "singer" of the hard rock band Ratt.
Ratt is by far the very best Hair Band of the 198Os. There were a lot of other Hair Bands that emerged in the 8Os but Ratt overshadowed them all. Stephen Pearcy moved like a dork and didnt often sound great at Ratt concerts, but he sure could write a great melody. After Ratt Pearcy went on to form other bands such as Arcade, Crystal Pystal, and the Tittie Suckers. To this day, Pearcy still smokes an eighth of weed a day and consumes a quart of whiskey each night. The 64 year old rocker is still pumping out great solo material and last year scored a huge hit with the song Round and Round!
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