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Hayden Furey

A short boy that works at shoppers drug mart, he seems like a normal kid but in reality he is a little goofy goof on the inside. He is a tinsie winsie bit embarrassed by the size of his duck eggs, in the end he is a stumpy little boy.
You are such a Hayden Furey lmao.
by Valorant god May 30, 2022
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Hayden

Typically small town hicks that grow up in the deserted woods. Liberals with Republican parents. Hayden’s always follow in the shadows of their way more successful brother and copy their every judgement. Have no work ethic whatsoever and are overall lazy as fuck
Damn, Hayden is an absolute libtard.
by Kevin H. November 23, 2021
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Hayden Chestnut

the biggest dragger in skipperville, al. Guarenteed to see in pictures with more than 3 blondes
omg hayden chestnut likes blonde girls
by Madalynn Mcrainey December 15, 2022
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Hayden Legs

*falls down the stairs at wetherspoons*

"good god! Have you got Hayden Legs or something?!"
by Chumlee Johnson November 18, 2023
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Hayden

the shortest guy on earth
person 1: omg look at Hayden!!

person 2: I know he's so short
by unknown1234567ppp February 4, 2023
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Doin the Hayden

The origins of this term come from a viral video from a few years ago where Hayden pannietere was shopping in a women's clothing store. Apparently she was unaware that a security camera was focused on her as she proceeded to scratch her butt crack with total impunity!
I was in my backyard takin a pee an doin the Hayden when I looked up and saw a helicopter flying over!
by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021
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Hayden Enders

Person 1: You're a Hayden Enders

Person 2: Thanks Daddy
by Zong February 13, 2022
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