piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse.
Your ma's a piss jockey
by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024
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piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse while striking her tip.
Your ma's a piss jockey.
by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024
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Jockey Bites

the tell-tale arc shaped scars left below breasts as a result of cosmetic surgery.
Are they real bro?? Nah man, check out the jockey bites...
by glenbruce August 12, 2009
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curb jockey

driver who thinks the curb is the road
that driver is such a curb jockey
by April 14, 2023
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ditch jockey

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.
That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.
by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017
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People who believe that a man who allegedly flew to Jerusalem on a winged horse is the final prophet of God.
I saw a lot of lefties at the ceasefire now demonstration…..oh and the Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club.
by The Thegn of Tottington February 05, 2024
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Desk Jockey

A somewhat derogatory term for people with lifeless office jobs, often used by manual workers.
Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.
by CosmicOlivia December 01, 2023
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