Whatever Caulks Your Wagon

"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.

ME: I'm gonna fuck MAD BITCHES

Hunter: Hey man, whatever caulks your wagon.

by RCampz November 9, 2009

Caulk the wagon and float it

to stick your dick in a girl doggy and then pick her ass up and bounce it on you

dont bend your hips, dont ask her to do it; just caulk the wagon and float it.

by Blake the amazin October 3, 2007

Bond-wagon Fan

Any person that has multiple favorite teams. This definition also pertains to a fan who will talk smack about how great their team is when they win, but will have no association whatsoever with that team when they lose.

A week with a win -"Haha dude your team sucks... we raped em last night."

A week with a loss-"Dude, I have never been a fan of them... My brother goes to school there... thats all."
-"Dude shut up you're such a Bond-wagon Fan."

by KentuckyCATS January 16, 2008

Piss Wagon

a wagon in witch one would store urine for long periods of time.

whenever i travel, i always bring with, my piss wagon.

My piss wagon is leaking

did you bring your piss wagon?

"Dave's got a bad case of wagonitus!"

by nigawssip August 18, 2009

wagon wheel sucker pluck

A made up word for dumbasses stupid enough to search this up.

Or when you suck on the hair on the pussy and use your teeth violently to yank it.

^^^ wagon wheel sucker pluck

by riverwanadyke March 6, 2017

paddy wagon

Used all over Australia, dumbarse. Never heard of that other description.

The paddywagon was pulled up in front of the neighbours again.

by Someone from South Australia. May 25, 2003

drag your wagon

to masturbate or beat your meat

your a pervert, do you drag your wagon every day?

by rilla boy zea November 14, 2007