University of Oxford

Best and most prestigious university in the world. Where the rebels from Cambridge came from when they started a failed version of it. Also the real life Hogwarts.

I wish I could go to the University of Oxford, it's the best in the world!

by AnneL89 September 2, 2018

universal solvent

water

water is the universal solvent, Gregor Smith.

by Shame On You Gregor Smith October 26, 2020

Bethel University

A small Christian college in St. Paul, Minnesota that considers themselves "a little more liberal" than other Christian schools just because 2% of campus ends up at the hockey house on Friday nights drinking a {Four Loko.

Normal College Student: "Dude I totally blacked out on Friday night in a frat basement then woke up in the middle of street at 4am covered in my own vomit. It was a pretty wild time."

Bethel University student: "Oh yeah, one of my buddies' buddy's roommates was at the hockey house on Friday night. Bethel definitely knows how to party."

by idfc1998 April 21, 2020

Miskatonic University

A fictitious Ivy League school referred to in the works of H.P. Lovecraft, located in the fictitious city of Arkham, Massachusetts, notable for possessing a copy of the Necronomicon within its library collections.

I was to be part of the unlucky team, sent by Miskatonic University to study and explore the Antarctic continent.

by vanishingly February 25, 2021

Monmouth University

Community collge with a price tag on it. Modified high school. A school that punishes students that plagiarize with a B instead of an A. A school that gives out A's to prevent girls from crying. A school that will cost you an arm and a leg to go to for a worthless education. Only local rich kids will attend the school. And, no, the sports teams aren't any good. It's not hard to be on the top of a division that consists of reject high school players.

1. He got into Monmouth University with a 900 on his SAT.

2. She went to Monmouth University to recieve training as a bad high school teacher.

by ana hineb September 28, 2005

Neumann University

A great , small, catholic college with a great D3 athletic program. Everyone there is so nice, welcoming and helpful. Awesome teachers. Hottest girls ever, and really cute boys. Great place to be, 15 minutes away from downtown Philadelphia. Dorm life is awesome!

She is so nice....she must go to Neumann University

Wow, she looks in shape, she must be a Neumann University volleyball player

Cindy, you are so successful...you went to Neumann University right?!

by Knight696969 January 1, 2012

university of georgia

One of the greatest schools in one of the greatest states in the union. Additionally, it sets the standard in many fields, especially the sports and academic programs. A roll model for all schools, especially those located in the state south of Georgia.

Damn, I got into Florida, but not the University of Georgia. I guess a 1.7 grade point average wasn't good enough for Georgia.

by Kaasmosis December 14, 2008