A person whose sexual performance is so unimaginative and dull that it makes "vanilla" seem adventurous in comparison. Derived from Tonka bean, a substitute for vanilla, the term implies an even more watered-down, flavorless version of an already mild experience. A Tonka Cock takes no risks, avoids any deviation from the absolute basics, and turns even the most passionate encounters into a sleep-inducing routine.
"Man, last night with Roy really wasn’t as exciting as I thought."
"Yeah, I told you, he’s a total Tonka Cock."
"Yeah, I told you, he’s a total Tonka Cock."
by jellyplane March 3, 2025
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Past tense of taking the bait—acknowledging that one fell for a provocation designed to elicit reaction. "Took the bait" is often said with regret, recognition, or by observers noting the trap. It marks the moment when engagement became manipulation, when response became capture. The phrase carries the weight of hindsight: you see now that you were played.
Took the Bait "He looked at his angry reply and sighed. 'I took the bait.' The post was designed to make him angry, and he'd obliged. Now the baiter had exactly what they wanted: his attention, his emotion, his time. Took the bait means you played their game—and they wrote the rules."
by Dumu The Void March 4, 2026
Get the Took the Bait mug.Past tense of taking ragebait—acknowledging that one fell for content designed to provoke anger. The phrase often comes with recognition of manipulation: you see now that your anger was the product, your engagement the goal. Took the ragebait means you were played by design.
Took the Ragebait "He realized, hours later, that he'd spent his evening arguing with strangers because of a post designed to make him angry. 'I took the ragebait,' he admitted. The anger was real; the post was calculated. His emotion had been harvested, and he'd volunteered for the harvest."
by Dumu The Void March 4, 2026
Get the Took the Ragebait mug.Tooa was originally this autocorrect mistake over ten years ago that ended up cracking my friend and I up. I lost contact with him but yo, pepsiprince, if you ever think about tooa again, find me on the (ex) bird app, same user. It’s Tooa and us against the world, bro. One autocorrect at a time.
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Get the took down mug.often referred to as 'schizo'. Tokasa can be one of the best people to hang out with but she can get annoying at times (AT ALL TIMES)
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