ninja shower

When you have a quiet shower by not turning the water pressure up to high so as to not wake up other residents within your residence who may be awoken by the sound of water flowing through pipes.

It was after midnight and everyone was asleep so in order to bathe thyself I enacted the ancient form and techniques of the ninja shower.

by majesticbeard October 26, 2014

ninja nut

Nutting in a public place, undetected

Man I got away with a ninja nut yesterday.

by Nick6302 August 10, 2017

Ninja Dust

The attack mechanism of one farting in their hand and gradually approaching the enemy to stick the invisible death gas in their face.

(fart noise) Farts in hand* (walks up to K-dog):puts hand in face- NINJA DUST!

by Kyle McNinja December 5, 2015

Bitch Ninja

The act of doing something bitchy unexpectedly

Sally- Hey, I'm so happy we're going to the mall today, we're gonna have a blast!

Veronica- Oh, I forgot, my dog is sick, I can't hang out with you today

Sally- Oh.... okay, bye *hangs up phone*

Veronica- *calls boyfriend* Hey! wanna hang out today?

*Sally finds out* Wow! what a bitch ninja!

by JJPeche November 19, 2011

Rim ninja

Homosexual. Someone who wants to judo chop another blokes ass vadge

YOU are probably a rim ninja.

by Aussiedeadshit September 22, 2010

ninja dusting

Giving off a silent fart, grabbing it with your hand and then bringing your hand up in a ninja fashion and throwing your fingers open, unleashing the putrid stench.

Did you see that guy ninja dusting everyone? What a maniac.

by bRad nig January 2, 2008

Espanol Ninjas

A crime syndicate based in Melbourne, Australia, whose main purpose is to change language settings into Spanish. The leader of the organisation is the number one "Head Honcho". There are several officers who have command over their own sub-officers.

Their rival gang is the Negro Cowboys, who currently have a single member. The deadly Jamal Jordan.

Beware of the Espanol Ninjas!

by Espanol Ninja June 20, 2008