by soidspociajoicjpoeidj October 18, 2019
Get the thomas martinemug. Alpha male and apex predator, William Thomas are almost allways shunned by the public due to their immense size and strength, they have 23 inch penises and are often seen singing the song "what can i say except your welcome"
unacceptably William Thomas likes Le peen and ignores the repeated asking outs of girls with the names of, Angie, Cecile and many many more.
unacceptably William Thomas likes Le peen and ignores the repeated asking outs of girls with the names of, Angie, Cecile and many many more.
William Thomas: hey Cecile will you go out with me?
Cecile: who are you again? (said with haste as she attempts to escape his sexy grasp)
Cecile: who are you again? (said with haste as she attempts to escape his sexy grasp)
by a lil boi named Hayden April 19, 2019
Get the William Thomasmug. a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.
girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020
Get the Jacob Thomasmug. 
When you're so queer/trans that society collapses around you/chaos ensues.
From the Non-Binary wiki:
"Hall was intersex, and had preferred to alternate between feminine and masculine attire from one day to the next, until being accused of the crime of having sex with both men and women. Common law required that an intersex person should live the rest of their life as either male or female, whichever their anatomy resembled most closely. In this case, the medical examination was inconclusive, so the court ruled that 'hee is a man and a woeman,' and gave the injunction that Hall must from then on wear both masculine and feminine clothing at the same time."
"Residents of Warrosquyoacke claimed that Hall's changes of dress and sexual relations with members of both sexes were causing disorder"
From the Non-Binary wiki:
"Hall was intersex, and had preferred to alternate between feminine and masculine attire from one day to the next, until being accused of the crime of having sex with both men and women. Common law required that an intersex person should live the rest of their life as either male or female, whichever their anatomy resembled most closely. In this case, the medical examination was inconclusive, so the court ruled that 'hee is a man and a woeman,' and gave the injunction that Hall must from then on wear both masculine and feminine clothing at the same time."
"Residents of Warrosquyoacke claimed that Hall's changes of dress and sexual relations with members of both sexes were causing disorder"
Person A: I heard some girl in my class started an uproar among teachers and students 'cause she kissed another girl, everyone's going nuts!
Person B: Lol Thomas Hall moment.
Person B: Lol Thomas Hall moment.
by chaoticgrabbyhands October 2, 2021
Get the Thomas Hallmug. by Mrs. Thomas December 11, 2019
Get the Mr. Thomasmug. The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.
by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022
Get the Thomas the Kingmug.