Volume War

Any instance where two or more people fight to hear something such as a t.v. or another person.
i.e.

"Josh, turn down the t.v., I can't hear American Idol!"

*turns t.v. up*

*Josh turns t.v. up as well*

"Uh-oh, you just started a volume war."
by IcedAngel337 July 29, 2009
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war knees

War Knees occurs when a female has been on her knees too much and she has bruises.
"HEY MAN, THAT GIRL HAS SOME SERIOUS WAR KNEES.."
by WarKnees April 23, 2017
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This War Of Mine

This War Of Mine is a game that shows the harrowing depiction of war, not from the soldiers perspective - but the ordinary civilians caught in the cross fire. The beauty of this game is the terrible depression and despair you experience during your survival attempts. Even if you barely reach the ceasefire, you may not feel satisfied at all, and just want to try again until your survivors are safe and sound throughout the entire war, and you finally get to feel happy.
Ultimately it will not work, and your survivors will die - it is an inevitability and you will want to die along with them.
UserRed: "Holy shit bro I feel so bad, I just got Katia killed at Military Outpost, and before that I stole from the old man at the garage. Now Roman is angry and probably going to leave and Zlata cant stop crying. Im running out of meds and winter is coming."
UserBlue: "You need to stop playing This War Of Mine bro, Go outside, its depressing."
by Kongjie December 07, 2020
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The Simpan War

Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.
Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class

Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
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Josh War

If we are talking about the reddit thing, called "Josh" or "Josh Swain War" then all you need to know is about one guy called Josh Swain who found on messenger many other guys called Josh Swain. Then the "original" Josh added them to the chat group and challenged them to meet in 24. April 2021 and fight for their names. Who wins can keep the name, losers must change them.
I think you will understand after googling "Josh Swain" and then pictures. Don't type Josh War, it won't find anything
by #BTSjunglecock April 21, 2021
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Beast Wars

The BEST Transformers series ever. Hooks you in within minutes and causes you to binge it for days. Not only a has beautiful story, but legendary characters such as: Waspinator, Dinobot, Rhinox, Tigatron, Blackarachnia, and Silverbolt. Seriously, go out and watch this series before you die.
Person 1: What are you watching?

Person 2: Beast Wars.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: A great series about robots that transform into animals.

Person 1: You mean like the Transformers?

Person 2: Yes, but even better.
by Darkness Prime January 25, 2023
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Bang War

1: A couple who repeatedly cheats just to spite each other is in a bang war.

2: When someone goes about having sex with one specific persons partners, and the other person retaliates in the same way, they are in a bang war.
1: Shannon slept with two dudes after Dave cheated on her so he had sex with Jane and then she slept with his brother- that bang war lasted two years!
2: Zoe and Amanda have been in a bang war since high school when Zoe slept with Amanda’s boyfriend.
by Dancingbeaver1123 December 11, 2018
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