Slam-boner

A person who acts on purpose in a nature that is displeasing to others due to his lack of intelligence or personality. This can be commonly known as a "tool," but a slam-boner is worse. Being a 'slam-boner' is a negative connotation that is nothing to be proud of.

There was a deficit of muscle mass on my body so I decided to go to the gym one day and found myself surrounded by slam-boners.

by kdsj May 23, 2010

Gorilla Slam

Verb - Similar to a Gorllia Toss with exception. the girl does not fly out the window instead, the girl is launched into a closed door. Bounces off the closed door and finding the floor with he head ready for another round of pound.

Dude I gorilla slammed your chick so bad last night her coccyx broke!

by Member of Burgundy Bulldogs January 7, 2009

Slam Dunk

Noun - A person who has testes and a vagina, but has no penis.

My friend DPC is a Slam Dunk!

by K and M Pimpius August 28, 2006

Slam Pumps

A phrase used by young men to define the act of sex with a female. Preferably with A: A younger girl than oneself or B: With a cougar on the prowl. Slam Pumps are usually a sexual act where there is no emotional commitment or drama the next day. Best case scenario you don't remember your partners name the next day or care, and neither does she.

"Dude, we went to the bar last night hooked up with two cougars, went back to their yacht and got slam pumps all night long!"

Or in a text a simple: SLAM PUMPS LAST NIGHT!

by The Wharf Rat October 21, 2008

Slamming of the knees

To knock boots, shag, hump, fuck, stick it, pound the mound, poke it, intercourse

Last night....Lisa came to my Dojo and I slammed her knees

by Booker June 10, 2004

Slam Dunk

Random acts of Duncan. Everybody knows a dude named Duncan that is wildly unpredictable. A "Slam Dunk" is an action, or an opinion, that is not beneficial to society. Slam Dunks are usually ridiculed for being so out of place and detrimental to a good time (ie: parties, epic Facebook threads, and conversations), but have been known to produce laughs. In general, Slam Dunks are usually a bad thing.

In speech, "Slam Dunk" is usually used before or after the word "Bitch"

Dude 1: "We had this post on our Facebook group. It had a thousand comments on it, but Duncan deleted it"
Dude 2: "What!? Why'd you do it, man?"
Duncan: "It was my post bitch... Slam Dunk!"

Dude 1: "Did Duncan just walk through the drive-thru?"
Dude 2: "Yes sir... Slam Dunk"

Dude 1: "Hey Duncan, How was Spring Break?"
Duncan: "Well, I don't remember half of it, so.... Slam Dunk, bitch"

by W3B5T3R April 16, 2013

grand slam

As with the other baseball references to the bases (first base, second base, and so on) the grand slam refers to having anal sex. Since it is one up from a home run (just vaginal sex), and doesn't usually happen quite as often.

Mike hit a grand slam with that chick when he boned her up the ass.

by Chris11 December 24, 2007