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Pork Chop and Bang

The day before Steak and a BJ day, March 13th. Pork Chop and Bang day is used in pre-celebration when there are unfortunate conflicting plans on March 14th.
George had to settle for a pork chop and bang due to a family dinner planned on March 14th.
by El Jackwagon May 11, 2018
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pull my pork

It's been a stressful day. Can't wait to pull my pork
by Cheebazebra December 28, 2016
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Burnt pork puss

When the warm brown residuals from your baby cannon have glazed the dick on the last day of your period.
After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.

On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"
by MargoFromFargo April 22, 2020
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Pork Rind Eater

A southern term for a trashy African American or Trashy tweaker/white trash.
Look over there, he looks like he’s a pork rind eater.

That homeless guy looks like a pork rind eater
by Southern terms August 24, 2023
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Thick as a pork market

Extraordinarily stupid. Implies stupidity exceeding a large quantity of people.
That politician is thick as a pork market
by hawkman507 July 9, 2022
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Beijing Pork Market

A red light district for tiny penised men. UK Prime Minister has been elected based on opening up more opportunities for her followers to earn an income.
Tiny Penised Man: "Times are hard, I might have to join the Beijing Pork Market to pay for heating this winter!"

Tories: "Let's visit the new Beijing Pork Market that's opened up on Downing Street!"
by Liz "Pork Market" Truss September 7, 2022
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russian pork mouth

yooo I just preformed a russian pork mouth on my gf
by ArcistaniNationalist April 2, 2022
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