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Patches

Calm down patches.
by MexxiLuna May 8, 2022
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grass patch bad

When something goes so bad, it's as bad as passing out in a patch of grass behind an apartment building next to a bar.
Dude, I was so drunk last night, it was grass patch bad.
by Jose Agua July 28, 2010
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The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)

The D is a mystical being who is an accomplice of The J. He used to be called Dennis R, but the community slowly started shifting towards calling him "The D" as the merchandising started to feature the latter name.

The D has received various buffs and debuffs throughout this update. He is no longer as prone to getting debuffed by missfosters or The J. However, his attack stat has become reduced while his defense stat has been increased, making him more of a tanky pick.

The D's number one move, "Neverending Anger", has been greatly buffed in that it now also boosts his defense.
Man, I was almost killed by The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) yesterday.

broooo..... The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) is so powerful he opened the door when two people were blocking it.....

I wish I could have my very own The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)!
by Follower of Dennis R and The J January 16, 2024
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Zebra patch

When you cum in your hand and slap a black chick across the face.
by Slapahpe5times August 12, 2017
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Cabbage Patch Doll

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.
My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.
by Millo92 January 21, 2022
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Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.
Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?
by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022
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cabbage patch doll

Someone that probably gets played with and left by females, but has a big dick!
He’s a cabbage patch doll but I don’t get why the ladies play him
by jgcskd December 20, 2017
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