frosted flaking

After having sex with C-grade older women and wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, a peeling infection persists on the penis and deposits large white particles over time resembling a bowl of sugar coated corn cereal.

When he finally washed his jeans,the dryer filter clogged because he had been frosted flaking for three fortnights.

by DakotaSlim November 30, 2015

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Frost cream

Frost cream is when you have sex in the freezing cold.

Yo all nine members of slipknot frost creamed in my ass the other day

by shermlizbad October 01, 2022

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frosting the pastry

1) Oral sex in Kansas.
2) The act of applying cake frosting to one's own ass.

"Those two dykes must be tired after frosting the pastry all night."

by Hung-Lo May 02, 2003

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Frosted Chicken Tips

An act isn't sex torture commonly used during 30 AD where u have a line of 20-40 bacon people and 1-3 albinos on the ends. The 20-40 black people proceed to brutally rape the small number of albinos. If the albinos lives are spared, the blacks proceed to dump burning tar on tiop of them albinos, cover them in feather, do the chicken dance, and proceed to hand them an "L".

Substitute Teacher: So what's on the agenda today kids?
Kids: Every Friday, our teach let's us play frosted chicken tips fridays with the useless albinos

by Three plus one cock in my ass April 28, 2018

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