The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia
by KLeonheart May 15, 2018
Get the walmart flumug. João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!
by pttroller00 February 22, 2017
Get the joão flumug. by Raider007 February 19, 2025
Get the Fluingmug. When you travel to South Korea with your family and in laws then get back and don't want to attend a birthday with the other side of your family you have Korean flu.
by UncleBunt May 28, 2023
Get the Korean Flumug. Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.
by I Am The Ferrett July 15, 2024
Get the Freedom Flumug. When you've been on the sniff all weekend causing you to have the sniffles that last more than 2 days
by Seshflu September 3, 2021
Get the Sesh flumug. shoe flu is a temporary psychological disease when you associate yourself with a particular type of shoe, and getting that pair defines you.
by theGodWithManyWords November 24, 2016
Get the shoe flumug.