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University of Puget Sound

A small liberal arts college situated in Tacoma, Washington. Referred to as UPS, Puget Sound, or The Puge by its students. Said students love insisting how they are all "So QuIrKy AnD dIfFeReNt" when in reality, they can all be categorized as:

1). Pretentious Bay Area snobs who couldn't get into University of Washington and love cosplaying poor whilst posing Instagram stories of their lavish spring breaks in Phuket.
2). White women (and some men) who flaunt how liberal and anti-racist they are, despite making some highly questionable/disconnected comments regarding people of color and getting offended if anyone where to dare point out their very obvious social privilege.
3). Men who delusionally think that feminism is a myth and consent is optional whilst wearing crop tops and pretending to be gay/bisexual for the sole purpose of sleeping with women.
4). Everybody else (people of color, trans people, disabled people, etc.) who got lured into coming to Puget Sound due to the so-called "progressive campus culture" and scholarships that will only be revoked within a couple of years.

The campus is notoriously cliquey; students are united by the common UPS culture of being nice to your face and gossiping behind your back. Social events are few and far between, especially if you don't like second-rate parties and excessive drinking. Greek Life is an entirely separate bubble from the rest of campus full of petty drama, social engineering, and cultish fervor.
The University of Puget Sound is a great school if you are rich, white, cisgender, and fully-abled!

I went to University of Puget Sound because they gave me a really good scholarship. Too bad they raised the cost of tuition so high that the scholarship doesn't even matter!

Here at the University of Puget Sound, we believe that SA survivors should get no support or justice whatsoever, because that requires us to make an effort for our students!
by InbhirNis July 6, 2025
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Sound-Docking

When a man uses his penis to sound another man's penis
Hey bro, we've tried Docking, now let's try sound-docking
by grimreaperjr14 April 4, 2023
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Sound Ombré

A vsco girl’s description (A vscription) of the Doppler Effect
Parker: The Doppler Effect is like a sound ombré.
by Mothers_hed October 14, 2019
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Seattle Sound Check

He is either going to get by or he is going to see the big concert in the sky. Right after his Seattle Sound Check.
by Xero Danger February 22, 2025
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that sounds like a personal problem

Every single teacher when I make sense in an argue ment
Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading

Teacher: well how about you load it

Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading

Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem
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sound check

Asking for a Sound check is a different way to ask you co-pilot if you have any visually noticeable drug residue in, on, or around your nostrils. Usually after insufflating an illicit substance in powdered form.
Yo, Jeeves can I get a sound check?
by Your Echo April 29, 2019
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