right funny

Old south. A verbal slap. A descriptive joining the sarcastic “right” , as in “you ain’t right” or “There’s a right one here.”, describing a very annoying person, and a sarcastic “funny” as in not being what they seem to be

A stranger shared his opposing political views which brought the old man to shouting and arm waving. Fearing an apoplectic attack, the stranger is told to “fuck off” by another person, he does but on their way out , 30 minutes later, the old southern matron sidewinds by the strangers wife, who was not a party to any of the aforementioned, and deadpans “You two are right funny.”

by AprilinNewYork August 19, 2023

Get right on it

For a person to engage in the very excessive consumption of a variety of intoxicating substances such as alcohol, MDMA and cocaine, among others, within a short time period and, invariably, to the detriment of an individuals normal daily routine and responsibilities the following day.

"Dude, last night was off the wall. I didn't mean to get right on it but didn't go to bed till 7am and was 2 hours late for work."

"Hahaha, bro.... you look like shit. Got right on it again last night, didn't you?"

by R.O.I. September 5, 2019

that part right there

"that part right there" is California talk for when we agree with something someone said.

It doesn't always make sense to what someone said, unless one looks at it as "agreeing."

Also can be shortened to use as "that part"

You: "This beat has so much swag!"
Me: "That part right there."

You: "I'll never go back there again."
Me: "That part."

by Cali~Castle February 11, 2020

Parental rights

A modern way of saying "I think children are their parent's property." The term is typically used as a dog whistle to defend the ability of parents to abuse transgender children. It is also sometimes used by child predators to justify sexually abusing children.

"I'm not a bigot, but I do believe in parental rights."

by Sl0wpoke September 21, 2023

Jesus Rights

Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.

You have Jesus rights.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

rights check

When you check what you can, and cannot do usually based on your background or appearance.

Person 1: I can say the n-word because I’m black!

Person 2: No you can’t you’re as white as paper. Go do a rights check, buddy.

by LiverFailureIsInevitable April 9, 2022

Arse Rights

"arse rights" refers to any incident where a person lays claim to a particular seat or space for sitting by calling arse rights. It is similar to calling "dibs" on a seat.

"That bean bag is looking very appealing to me right now. I better call arse rights before somebody else parks their arse on it."

As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"

Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."

by HDHighDefinition March 11, 2013