by Quite fdbwjj October 20, 2019
Get the Cum Jockeymug. A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.
In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
by halolord64513 April 29, 2008
Get the nonsensical jockeymug. 1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.
2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.
2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016
Get the Nob jockeymug. 1. A baby zombie riding a chicken in Minecraft
2. When a girl is riding you and you shout “Chicken jockey!”
2. When a girl is riding you and you shout “Chicken jockey!”
by 183672823 May 18, 2025
Get the Chicken jockeymug. "My friend can't come to Target anymore, they're too many Taki Jockey's."
"I was gonna invite my friend Jeffry to the DR, but I can't now because I figured out he's a Taki Jockey."
"I was gonna invite my friend Jeffry to the DR, but I can't now because I figured out he's a Taki Jockey."
by Hoobadobious Maximus June 23, 2022
Get the Taki Jockeymug. Originated in the game Minecraft, a rarely spawning mob that consists of a chicken, and a baby zombie riding on it.
Gained some infamy when A Minecraft Movie's trailers were initially being revealed. Jack Black yelled "Chicken Jockey" after one appeared on screen, and people made fun of it. Other things in the trailers were made of, but this one eventually snowballed to being the most popular one.
Eventually turned into a sort of brainrot, with people forgetting the original context of making fun of the movie, and simply sharing it because it was the funny thing to share.
By the time the movie came out, several people, (still a large minority, though) did very extreme things in the theater when the Chicken Jockey scene came on, as an act of "irony". This included but was not limited to, standing and cheering, and throwing popcorn and soda, and simply saying "Chicken Jockey" in unison. The most extreme example was someone who had brought a live chicken into a theater.
Was eventually used in further advertising for the Minecraft Movie as it came to streaming services, even referencing the incident of bringing a live chicken into the theater.
Gained some infamy when A Minecraft Movie's trailers were initially being revealed. Jack Black yelled "Chicken Jockey" after one appeared on screen, and people made fun of it. Other things in the trailers were made of, but this one eventually snowballed to being the most popular one.
Eventually turned into a sort of brainrot, with people forgetting the original context of making fun of the movie, and simply sharing it because it was the funny thing to share.
By the time the movie came out, several people, (still a large minority, though) did very extreme things in the theater when the Chicken Jockey scene came on, as an act of "irony". This included but was not limited to, standing and cheering, and throwing popcorn and soda, and simply saying "Chicken Jockey" in unison. The most extreme example was someone who had brought a live chicken into a theater.
Was eventually used in further advertising for the Minecraft Movie as it came to streaming services, even referencing the incident of bringing a live chicken into the theater.
by Anthony Hotel June 25, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug. A man the anal sex position where the dick is up the asshole in a dick-riding fashion. The dick-riding partner is on the top of the other who's belly is facing up while the dick is up the ass. The "poop" in "poop jockey" comes from the shit that is on the dick from the anal penetration.
by HidalgoGuatalupe February 27, 2021
Get the Poop Jockeymug.