by LostPenguin June 6, 2005
someone who is constantly stand offish and unhelpful
first noted among some computer systems guys who know their own field and want to keep it to themselves
they ride on a horse called attitude which is always a loser
first noted among some computer systems guys who know their own field and want to keep it to themselves
they ride on a horse called attitude which is always a loser
when asked a question by someone who is learning, an attitude jockey will say 'what you don't know that?' forgetting that they didn't know before they learnt it
by swfella February 4, 2011
by Carl Bob III May 28, 2014
guy 1 : had girl dress up as an alien before intercourse
Guy 2 : that's fucking gross you alien jockey
Guy 2 : that's fucking gross you alien jockey
by hipptyhopptydontstoppity August 2, 2014
The act of snorting cocaine off of someone's male sexual organ. Popularized by the TV Show 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'.
'Hey, how did your date with go?' 'Oh yeah, it went amazing! After dinner, we immediately hit it of with a Philadelphian Jockey!'
by EgorGeroev January 1, 2018
´Whoa, I´m so high off of my tits right now, I could let someone perform a Philadelphian Jockey on me!´
by EgorGeroev January 2, 2018
by IreCan March 12, 2021