Dirty Jason

To recieve a blow job while seated on toilet seat and taking a shit

I got a dirty sancez from tipper gore last night.

by mike July 4, 2003

Jason Voorhees

A guy seen on a SnorgTees shirt found on this website. He has a knife.

I saw this shirt advertisement with Jason Voorhees on it. It was Firday the !2th.

by bobjohn8 January 25, 2011

Jason Derulo

Makes many of the monocle bearing internet trolls "oh i say" at the Pokemon hate and the inability to create lyrics of his own.

Oh I say! This Jason Derulo hasn't herd of teh mudkipz!

by shayper October 29, 2011

jason dickhole

the person in your group of friends that everyone dislikes. you do stupid things to him/her just to see the reaction. there is one in every group. if you are reading this and think that there is not a jason dickhole in your group, then you are the jason dickhole.

Hey Tyler, lets go piss of that jason dickhole by putting a plastic knife in his shoe for no apparent reason.

Chris angered the jason dickhole by placing condoms all over his/her wall.

That jason dickhole just called 911 cause there were condoms on his wall.

the jason dickhole in my group called 411 cause he thought it was phone repair. His phone wasn't even broken.

by christopher jakashwinowskyriney March 15, 2007

Dirty Jason

When your boyfriend Jason is sucking your dick and starts humming the words to a Toby Kieth song.

My boy Jason was sucking my cock When all of a sudden he started humming the words to Red Solo Cup. Fucking traitor!.

Now I know what’s it’s like to get a Dirty Jason!

by Pyscho669 April 28, 2020

Jason Bourne

A spontaneous response that is yelled out after hearing the words "Jesus Christ".

First said by Craig Jeffers in the 2016 American film Jason Bourne.

"Jesus Christ"
"It's Jason Bourne!"

by Buel September 16, 2017

Jasoning Yourself

"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.

"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"

by kramer1354 April 26, 2021