a rather fast black man who is actually quite young. REALLY BLOODY STUBBORN AND ANNOYING. Hates it when people touch his hair and claims it hurts... what a pussy. doesnt like losing at chess and is really competitive when it comes to other people being faster than him. He also has two metal pins in his leg which he never lets anyone forget.
by thompo March 19, 2013
Get the dave edbiemug. Finishing on a girls head in an action similar to that of a baptism; Blessing her scalp with your seed.
Guy: Hey girl wanna do somethin' freaky? I'm really down to give you a Pastor Dave.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.
by Joe and Zack November 8, 2018
Get the Pastor Davemug. A celebratory bumping of dicks, most commonly following a home run by a Chicago Cub. Believed to be invented and championed by newly crowned World Series champion David Ross.
by SHAQattaQ November 3, 2016
Get the The Crazy Davemug. A heavily overrated comedian who, while he is at times hilarious, like everyone says he is, has some gags which are pathetic and stupid beyond being funny at all (such as the "World Series of Dice," which is only funny to people with IQs in the negatives). People who say he is the greatest comedian of all time (many people I know have) are wrong for a fact.
by Supergeek April 9, 2008
Get the Dave Chapellemug. by Jack Hiscock February 1, 2005
Get the big davemug. by Dancing Dave January 26, 2005
Get the Dancing Davemug. by Davey K-notts June 22, 2016
Get the Pull a Davemug.