Pecker tracks

The original (1930's U.S.) version was simply urine droplets or splatter marks from a man's pants deposited while urinating.

Example: Peeing into a urinal is the hardest to avoid splash-back and getting pecker tracks on your pants. Further Clarification: A: There's only one thing worse than pecker tracks on your zipper. Z: Oh, yeah, like what? A: Zipper tracks on your pecker. Example 2: some guys notice they've got pecker tracks and purposely splash a little water on and claim that the hand sink faucet "kinda exploded."

by Wm. Worder January 26, 2025

Track Bunny

A girl who only runs track to go to the meets and be a hoe. They often don't come to practice, and only show up to meets to stand on the blocks of men they find attractive, interview people, wear spandex, and take up space

"My girlfriend just signed up for track and field." "Aw shit, you better watch out, shawty gonna turn into a track bunny."

by asianslayer33 February 2, 2025

Track and field

A sport in which you must be masochistic to participate. There are two types of runners, sprinters and distance, sprinters doing events like 100m, 200m, and sometimes 400m. 400 m is arguably the worst event. Distance is chill but not for the weak unless you walk the whole time but those people do not count. Field events do things like shotput(heavy ball) and discus (heavy frisbee) and jump hurdles, long jump (in a sand pit and gets in your shoes),triple jump (idek what they do), and high jump(that's rlly hard). Some synonymous for track and field (mainly for the runners) are: masochistic, why?, help, somehow my but hurts from running, and enjoyable.

A:" Ion wanna go to track"
B:"why?"
A:"because I don't wanna run, I hate running"
B:"then why'd you join track"
A:"because I love to run"

"Track and field is not for the weak"

by @mymommysaysimspecial March 17, 2025

spin the tracks

Clitoral masturbation

Reference to the motion that DJs use while mixing music on a turntable.

“Before I met Brandon, I never felt the need for sex. I’d just spin the tracks and I was good to go.”

by metoprololgod November 24, 2021

The Track Terrorizer

A TF2 Cosmetic That Details Info About The Scout I Never Needed To Know

THE TRACK TERRORIZER
"For A Breif Stint In High School, Scout Joined The Track Team In One Of His Many Schemes To Pick Up Girls. He Was Kicked Off The Team 3 Days later After Everyone Realised He Was 23 Years Old And Also Not Enrolled In The School"

by fwefff June 22, 2023

track snack

Florida Man walking directly in path of oncoming train. Darwin Award.

High speed train got a “track snack” today.

by Bits n bytes October 22, 2025

Tracking my IP address

Yeah, my IP address doesn't show where I am actually. It says I'm in Chicago. I'm not in Chicago. Anyone telling you that they are trying find me by way of my IP address is LYING to you. Someone is bouncing the IP address around on my phone. It's likely whoever is organizing the stalking and harassment (now but not initially) and it's likely REE-lon and his mental-Ree Lon-tarded friends. But I will literally tell you where I am and whenever you want. Sam Sedar and Friends or anyone watching the live stream already know. You may be asking yourself "Well then why aren't they doing anything about the child murder?" And it's because they don't actually care about the child murder. They just want me to not get credit and money and child murder prevent be from getting that. They are trying to create, like, a faux catch 22 that is ultimately just going to leave one or more of you without a child and a few of you without a career.

Hym "SO! Tracking my IP address will only work if it stops showing that I'm in Chicago when I am not. If someone is telling you that they are doing that to try and find me, they are lying and likely are the one who are the cause of the fact that my IP address doesn't show my real location. I find the possibility that someone tried to track my IP address to kill my hilarious. I heard a story about a family that got home invasioned and tortured to death for 'Things that were said on the internet' and there is a non-zero percent change the some of you got murdered as a result of people trying to kill me and that is exactly why allowing people to take the law into their own hands was a bad idea. Because these people are dumb. They will and likely have killed the wrong people and if you would just stop doing this, the risk of this happening would decrease. But you or your kid dying is not going to make me regret doing this. It's not going to make THEM regret doing this. It's just going to make YOU regret allowing this to persist if you end up being the one who pays the price. And then they are going to try to convince you to blame me because if they can get you to blame me they are somehow magically absolved of their guilt and complicity. So don't let them do it guys. Sunk cost fallacy is a fallacy. They WILL IN FACT throw you kid's life in the trash."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2025