james tango

An IT guy who owns a fast car that always seems to be in the shop. He lives life in the fast lane, and can always be found giving useful, but unsolicited advice to others. Tangoes are superior and experienced complainers, and always invoke fear into the hearts of customer service teams.

Worker 1: Our IT guy is working from home today. Apparently his car is in the shop.

Worker 2: Gosh, he is acting like such a James Tango.

by Tipsyburgler June 20, 2023

el tado

He who seeks knowledge and peace

Eloheem , El tado the anunnaki

by El tado June 27, 2023

Last Tango in Paris

A pretentious and incredibly boring movie.

Hey John, have you ever watched Last Tango in Paris?
I tried, but I fell asleep after 5 minutes.

by vve September 5, 2023

Mango tango

Eating mangos out of a girl puss

Yo shawty want you heard about mango tango

by Pussyslayer3467 September 30, 2023

tory tango

A can of San Pellegrino

Good day to you, bar keep! I’ll have a can of lemon Tory Tango please!

by Marvin Vadgebanger October 3, 2023

Tip Tango

A sexual act where two naked men (With Male Genetalia) face opposing directions while lying down atop each other with their "tips" touching while erect.

Me and my step brother performed the Tip Tango outside whilst the neighbors were enjoying their lunch.

by fat craker January 19, 2024

Jersey Tango

The Jersey Tango is when two cars from Jersey try to merge into the same lane, but stop half way when they both notice each other. However, neither give up the lane for the other, and both are occupying the same lane until one stands down.

Cars doing the Jersey Tango is just an average commute on the Garden State Parkway.

by blkbm January 21, 2024