Tom Cullen

The mentally retarded guy from Steven Kings' "the stand". One of the most awesome characters to ever appear in a book ever. In the movie hes played by the guy who does the voice of Patrick.
M-O-O-N and that spells Kansas- Tom Cullen
by Blind_assassin August 31, 2005
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Tom Wilson

The best player in the NHL, known as a dirty player but people are just mad he isn’t on their team. Stanly Cup champion with the Washington Capitals and soon to be the face of the NHL
Man 1: Who is that guy hitting everyone and scoring goals at the same time?
Man 2: oh that’s the legend Tom Wilson!!

Man 1: I wish he played for us
by LionMan18 December 07, 2018
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Tom Barnard

1.) An overhyped douche who hosts a Morning Show on a Minneapolis classic rock station. Has neo-con POVs yet is an Atheist, causing him to have a lot of self issues. For some reason Twin Citians like to listen to his Liberal bashing bile even though Minnesota has been wisely a blue state for the past 30+ years. In 2000, the funny voice guy, Tony Lee, left the show, thus causing Barnyard's show to be even less funny, with "comedy" bits that geared more towards Fascist propaganda.

2.) To be really rich and wish that all poor people be deported so you don't have to give to charity.

3.) To be a pig (physically or metaphoricaly) and still be popullar.
1.) Tom Beranard said on the radio today that we should vote for Huckabee, than declared that god doesn't exist. After that he went on a rant about how poor people should be kicked out of clinics if they don't have insurance so he wouldn't have to wait so long for his appointment, because he more important.

2.) George Steinbreiner pulled a Tom Barnard at church when the collection plate came to him, and he dumped all the money down his shirt.

3.) Quit being such a Tom Barnard and learn that people with other skin colors, and sexual preferences are human too. And for Pete's sake start working out, you look like a Tom Barnard.
by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008
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tom cruise

a. welcome to mindhead
b. can be seen on tv jumping on top of couches
c. believes psychiatry is phoney
d. rose to stardom after sock sliding in his underwear
didn't know he was in that vampire movie until two years later.
by animal_muppet August 08, 2005
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Tom Sneddon

Deranged Columbo wannabe. Mentally challenged and unable to comprehend facts. Also known as Mad Dog, but with his rotten teeth, Sneddon's bark is bigger than his bite. woof woof.
His Momma never taught him right.
by I support MJ February 10, 2005
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Tom Hanks

1) An informal way of saying thanks or thank you.
2) An expression, derived from thanks, to express appreciation.
Hey, Tom Hanks for the gift!
by Tribeworthy May 16, 2018
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tom oakes

sexy lead guitarist of pop rock band The Higher.
recently left the higher to start a solo career.
person #1: "That Tom Oakes is so hot right now"
person #2: "You can say that again."

by sarah haase March 22, 2008
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