Guy 1: "That's her boyfriend to the left."
Guy 2: "The short one?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, Mr. Right height. That's him."
Guy 2: "The short one?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, Mr. Right height. That's him."
by SilverInternet December 31, 2016
Get the right heightmug. The rights attributed to the person who rolled the joint being smoked. They are entitled to spark up and kill the joint.
Me: *rolls joint and sets it aside for a second*
Friend: *sparks joint*
Me: Dude what the fuck? Roller's rights!
Friend: *sparks joint*
Me: Dude what the fuck? Roller's rights!
by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020
Get the Roller's Rightsmug. Formerly the New Right, the result of the GOP enabling extreme right wing behavior since 1979, with the Iran hostage crisis and the advent of the Reagan era. This socio-political philosophy has combined a draconian laissez faire ideology (at the expense of workers' rights, consumer protection, banking reforms and regulation) with the rejections of social programs and progressive social policy and an aggressive military/diplomatic doctrine. In the intervening years, this ideology has degenerated, from the New Right to Neoconservativism to the Tea Party to the Alt Right movement to White Nationalism. With the hijacked election of 2000, the New Right had essentially become the Dark Right.
by kemo Dodger May 17, 2017
Get the Dark Rightmug. by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022
Get the Jesus Rightsmug. When you in a commited relationship and even if yo girl is mad, you claim your titty rights and she can't object so you get a hand full of tittes.
by Youbleedugly May 8, 2016
Get the Titty rightsmug. by Dan.K.Memes July 7, 2016
Get the Right in the babiesmug. Ted likes to come home from a long day at work, open up tinder and rub right then jump in the shower.
by YouKnewWhatThisWas July 7, 2016
Get the Rub Rightmug.