by whipwhipnaenae December 08, 2020
To get so fucked up while drinking that you take on a new identity with every girl you meet whilst in pursuit of a one night stand. You also imagine seeing a hologram of one of your close friends telling you the probability of you getting laid with your current alias using a dollar store cellphone. Success of said pursuit results in a Quantum Bone
DJ: *wakes up in love hotel* Huh?
Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.
DJ: Oh boy...
Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!
DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!
Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.
DJ: Oh boy...
Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!
DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!
by djenki December 20, 2010
That V shaped muscle above a man's junk that is very defined on a fit guy that points to his doodle.
by zigmantas April 13, 2014
The loss of an erection or overall sexual arousal due to the sudden visual of a hideous looking individual. Usually occurs when trolling through craigslist personals section. Should be accompanied by a "wah waah" horn sound in the background.
"Ugh, I was trolling the Craigslist casual encounters, clicked on a chicks ad, took one look at her, and had immediate bone droop."
by Elusiveunicorn69 October 18, 2014
a traditional way to have sexual intercourse with a near by neighbor. Directions on knock and bone are very simple.
step 1) Knock
step 2) Bone
the knock and bone is not to be confused with the knock and bail, or knock and bait.
step 1) Knock
step 2) Bone
the knock and bone is not to be confused with the knock and bail, or knock and bait.
Friend 1: How on earth did you get that hot blonde girl Jennifer to sleep with you?
Friend 2: It was easy. I just walked up to her house and did a good ol' knock & bone
Friend 3: Classy!
Friend 2: It was easy. I just walked up to her house and did a good ol' knock & bone
Friend 3: Classy!
by Gavin Nonurbid April 23, 2015
by Spifk December 16, 2010
Person 1: Are Willie and Susie finally hooking up yet?
Person 2: Yessir. They're not holding back either, engaging in furious boning.
Person 1: Furious boning?
Person 2: Yes, furious boning. Willie is plowing susie like a wheat field, and is showing her what it means to be a woman through extreme eroticism.
Person 1: How about that
Also see Furious Mastrabation
Person 2: Yessir. They're not holding back either, engaging in furious boning.
Person 1: Furious boning?
Person 2: Yes, furious boning. Willie is plowing susie like a wheat field, and is showing her what it means to be a woman through extreme eroticism.
Person 1: How about that
Also see Furious Mastrabation
by Denverite00 February 24, 2017