Armchair english teacher

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake
"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"
by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 28, 2021
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Deputy Head Teacher

Second in charge of a school after the Head. The are seen around school A LOT more than the head. They are strict but fair and only have the best intentions at heart! most pupils hate the deputy head as they are always shouted out by the deputy head if naughty. The deputy head is very busy and works extremely hard to the point where they make themselves ill. Only the few closest to them can be allowed to see the more relaxed happy side to them! deptuy heads are an inspirational, rich, loving people!
Pupil; i havent done my homework
teacher; why
pupils; because i havent ok? get over it
teacher; right thats it go to the deputy head teachers office now!
pupil; oh shit miss im sorry didnt mean it!............
by saammm.x January 8, 2012
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They’re “facilitators” now... they can’t even do that right🤦🏼 ♂️
Central YorkTeachersdon’t even teach
by Ain’t Not Ern May 28, 2018
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National slap a teacher day! The day you get to slap the shit out of ur least fav teacher
by Maddison inwood November 28, 2019
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Slap ur teacher day

On January 13th everyone shud slap their favourite or worse teachers. Slap as many as u like the consequences are gonna be worth it
Me: hey dude its Jan. 13th
Guy 1: and??
Me: its slap ur teacher day

Guy1: cool

Me: who u gonna slap

Guy1: the physics and further maths teacher
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High school shop teacher

By far the most power person in any high school. Who does the principal go to when he can't solve a problem? The school shop teacher, that's who.
Often seen driving the bitchin'est car (or Harley) in the school parking lot, and the only teacher who gains more respect from the students, the more crazy and weird he acts. In fact it's a job prerequisite to say and do things that make the students say, "what the fuck did he just say/do?".
The power of the shop teacher even extends outside of school and into the community as he conducts his normal activities. For example, parking his vehicle anywhere, anytime, is always allowed as long as the, "It's OK, I'm a shop teacher!" sign is hanging in his windshield.
When I grow up, I want to be a shop teacher.

Not even Chuck Norris could beat his high school shop teacher in a fight.
by MR_Mangler February 9, 2010
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