Mexican Smoothie

When you eat out a Mexican girl on her period.

“Yo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.”

by TigerWoods June 1, 2020

Mexican Cornflakes

Having little left in a bag of corn chips, you crumble them up and mix with guacamole. Useful as a breakfast, snack or dinner when real food is scarce and all you are left with is party food.

"Man, don't you have any real food at this tailgater or do I have to resort to Mexican Cornflakes?"

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

mighty mexicans

Democratic Revolutionary party ( will give OIL money to the people )

Anti-poverty mighty mexicans (PRD) mexican election VAYA! who ever wins lets clean up mexican mud & El paso border.

If mighty mexicans stop poverty gringos will rush into mexico. Land of mucho sun, beaches, good food, music, no guns, nice people, no El Bandito Ole'.....

by itichie_nocanpo July 6, 2006

Mexican Sunset

Sunny D 50/50 With Jose

A Mexican Sunset made with one bottle of Jose to half a gallon of Sunny D.

by DeManlucky13 August 6, 2011

mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water while eating them out.

I wanted to give my girlfriend the Mexican strainer, but she said there was still to much of my seamen up there and we should wait till Wednesday for her self cleaning oven to do it's job.

by Mr. Id November 25, 2018

Mexican Hookshot

When the chick is lying on her back on top of the guy's stomach (guy is on his back as well), then the guy fucks her from behind but flips his dick over her crotch and into her forbidden zone in a hook motion.

Bitch 1: Oh my god, sex with Chris was unbelievable..

Bitch 2: Aww damnnn girllll, how was it??
Bitch 1: That nigga knows how to treat a girl & he knows so much shit, I liked the Mexican Hookshot. He invented it, ya dig?
Bitch 2: Girl, I gotta get me some fine ass up in this joint so Ima try dat shit, hoe. But first, Ima run to the 7-11 for some rubbers hoe, peace up.

by Chris "The Impact" February 1, 2010

Mexican Cookie

A chocolate chip with salsa on it. - Brenda Schaub 2022

I thought a Mexican cookie was chocolate chip with salsa on it

by Spud Davidson June 23, 2022