Steven Geoghegan

Having a Steven Geoghegean is pretty much the same as giving Anal sex to a man, but the Steven Geoghegean involves drinking Semen, Rimming, Semen in eyes/nose/ears whilst inserting fruit into your anus. Along side fruit, many other objects can be inserted into the anus, these include; Golf clubs, Pineapples, Flasks and Huel. Those of you that experience a Steven Geoghegean will most certianly not regret it!

Hello Matthew Fidler, My name is Simon Lee, Would You Like To Steven Geoghegan With Me?

by Sandlewood Nutmeg November 23, 2021

a steven hawkins

when some one gives you and answer that's neither true nor a lie.but entirely made up.

steve says " what colour is the sky?"

dans reply " its a relative concept, when you think about it"

steve " what the f are you going on about thats clearly a steven hawkins "

by borris planet September 5, 2013

steven sheppard

HMFIC. Mowin down brown...

Steven Sheppard likes making pink mist out of terrorist's heads.

by LeadFarmer2 December 19, 2016

The Dean Stevens

Firstly he is an absolute RASCAL. A shlonged creature, that has a 12 inch penis and is not afraid to unleash it. Often caught making a 'spaaaareee' noise or hiding behind newspapers with dodgy sunglasses on. Has been recorded headbutting a punch bag, this savage beast should not be approached!

I mugged him off and got dealt 'the dean stevens'

by BigDaveTheThird October 14, 2010

Steven Tries

Steven Tries is a comedic legend who shaggs WillNE’s mum cause he’s a ginger nonce

Person 1: have you subscribed to Steven tries yet?
Person 2: who?
Person 1: the ginger one
Person 2: ohhhh yeah I did yesterday

by MaskedMentom October 28, 2019

Steven Goncalves

Loves money like a goblin, was raised by a jewish family. Has several outstanding arrest warrants and really wants to eat babies.

Steven Goncalves like to eat little dogs.

by William Lakin December 13, 2022

steven moment

a completely random event that varies from a massive win to an absolute fail

‘did you hear about steven crashing on his skateboard?”
‘what a steven moment’

OR

‘did you hear about steven winning a gaming PC?’
‘what a steven moment’

by Hymmerinc January 24, 2021