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Status Humping

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.
Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011
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Statistical Inception

A formula inside of a formula inside of a formula inside of another formula
Bob: Wow I have to use a stupid formula to find the test statistic for a sample size of n, but in order to do that I have to find SE(y) which is s divided by the square root n and in order to find that I have to find s. But, in order to find s i have to calculate the sample mean...

Jim: Damn that sounds like Statistical Inception!
by orange4never October 30, 2011
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Statisticise

to turn into a statistic, often untrue.
That is not a fact it was statisticised by the liberal media.
by kdcarr November 29, 2013
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STATUSfied

An overwhelming feeling of happiness associated with the perfect post on FaceBook.
I am STATUSfied with my current post on FaceBook!
by jbwritergirl May 5, 2014
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Status Clown

Someone who plays with words or pulls up people on social media posts for small careless grammatical errors, often done for jest or to be awkward.
Person 1: did you see Danny's Facebook the other day?

Person 2: yeah when highlighted someone should have used a comma!?

Person 1: man, he's a status clown.
by dajs90 May 8, 2014
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status boner

sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold
Remi: Wow, he's really hot.

Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.
by AwkwardCookie April 5, 2015
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