Southern Bigots

When, during intercourse, a woman farts and queefs simultaneously. Undoubtedly the man simply shakes his head and leaves.

Todd: Man, I'm just irritated with women these days.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.

by AmericanoEnchilado August 7, 2012

Southerner.

A sister kissin' goat fuckin' redneck who eats corn on the cob through a picket fence and sucks dick for beer money.

Bro literally just called me a Yankee. He must be a Southerner.

by Cousinfucker20000 September 18, 2023

Southern Bell

Shaking legs side to side and letting your balls swing.

You ever ring the southern bell.

Ringing the southern bell on a hot day.

by QuakerJak001 May 20, 2024

Southern Comfort

A lady yanks on your balls while you are drinking whiskey and fucking your cousin. Don't you just love southern comfort

Southern Comfort is always good with some good ball torture and drinking whiskey

by BoB DYLAN DADDY December 8, 2020

southern huntingdon

Southern huntingdon is the best place to be with people of big bootys and large horse cocks , we use trojans and then throw them in the trash bc that’s where they belong

Person 1" I had sex in southern huntingdon last night"
Person 2" Better have put that trojan in the trash”

by Trojanluver69 September 19, 2021

Southern Septum

The internal flesh between the female anus and vagina.

I stuck one finger in her ass and one in her puss then rubbed them together on her southern septum

by JessTessTheMess July 26, 2018

Southern Scuba Dive

When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.

Guy: Dude last night me and the girl did a southern scuba dive.

Friend: that's nasty man.

by Vundaba October 21, 2011