Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024
Get the Simonedmug. A philosophical perspective that acknowledges the inherent chaos and indifference of the universe while rejecting total despair. It embraces the human spirit’s defiance against meaninglessness, asserting that while life may have no predetermined purpose, individuals can carve out their own meaning through struggle, resilience, and personal creation. Rooted in existential awareness, Simonic Nihilism finds beauty in the act of resisting fate, choosing to fight against the void rather than succumbing to it.
Even as he faced insurmountable odds, he lived by Simonic Nihilism—if life was chaos, he would meet it with his own defiance.
by userblank264972 March 18, 2025
Get the Simonic Nihilismmug. Woah loh fini l'osti de débat. C MOE the JS Jean-Simon de souche OG tabarnak. Jfume 3 cartons par jour et on aime French grammar but osti the English grammar English criss. On aime ca ta grand-mère more than your English grammaire criss de cawliss de marde d'osti dchien anglais
Jean-Simon wants to quebec separate Canada from our land that is ours now criss.
Jean-Simon appreciate the beauty of our country language and learn to speak well
Jean-Simon appreciate the beauty of our country language and learn to speak well
by Terrytheman February 26, 2025
Get the Jean-Simonmug. A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
by The master cock November 24, 2021
Get the Simon seagullmug. by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022
Get the Simon’s Diseasemug. Simon, A really Cool dude smart funny tall and really damn cute! Blond hair blue eyes or is it green im color blind so i wouldet know He's someone you want to be around he can be the light of your day he's also over protective witch cab be really cute! He's like a bear He can be soft and cuddly and then he can be protective and Strong! Simon in general is the best
by Well She exists sadly April 14, 2021
Get the Simonmug. by CallMeTrashPlz August 20, 2017
Get the Simonemug.