posting sickness

The disease one contracts from interacting with strangers online more often than with people in real life. Results in the most brain-dead takes imaginable. Often terminal.

"Did you see what Ryan said on twitter last night? I mean, he can't think that EVERYONE who owns a cat is racist, right?"
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."

by Cock and Behavioral Therapy September 16, 2022

Worried-Sick

Worried-Sick: When your significant other whom you see and talk to every single day suddenly stops talking to you and completely ignores you for apparent reason and practically drops off the face of the earth... And you start to think it's because he is seeing somebody new and doesn't love you anymore....

When Marky and Nikii fight, Marky will ignore her for days on end and it makes poor little Nikii Worried-Sick.

by Caustic Soda July 16, 2020

Babe-Sick

When you're homesick for your boo.

Girl:I miss him so much. I'm babe-sick

by Galaxy ghost July 16, 2019

Sick men

Sick men suffer from a malady that is equal or greater to that of women giving birth. If you cross paths will a sick man, please give him undying sympathy and wait on him hand and foot....have sandwiches at the ready and be prepared to give at least an hour foot rub.

My man is sick, the poor dear, women should show the proper attention to all SICK MEN and have sandwiches on standby. Addressing SICK MEN from your knees as been known to speed recovery.

by Maximilian Dinkus March 19, 2022

sick fella

A good person, something you could call a friend or someone you like.

"Oi do you like Ava?"
"Yeah, she's a sick fella."

by Sam's bumhole shoots women August 24, 2020

chick sickness

the feeling a dude gets when he has a hell of a time hanging out with a beautiful girl that he just met and she totally avoids him after that day, making no attempt to text or call.

symptoms include feelings of strong disappointment, continuous thoughts about said girl, and obsessive phone checks

person 1: "dude whats wrong with this girl? she wont answer my texts. i dont get it. we both had a great time that night and its been 2 weeks since i last talked to her."

person 2: "that sucks bro. i think you got a case of that chick sickness."

by eagles29 July 24, 2011

Sick Bidness

When something is so cool, it has surpassed sick, and is now sick bidness!

Bro 1- "Dude, I just got a new sound system, lets go bump some hxc tunes!"

Bro 2- "Sick bidness, I'm down for that fo sho!"

Bruh 1- "I'm so stoked for the weekend man."

Bruh 2- "I know, The Weezer concert is gonna be kicksweet, sick bidness!

by A Robin November 10, 2009