A fiend, a devil, a pirate. He's skulks around the deep alleyways of the popular chat website known as 'discord'. He takes, and he takes, yet never gives. He's a schemer, never paying for something he never has to. He's a robber, a pirate even. Yet, he's uncatchable. A damned lizard man conducting 'trade deals' for substances unknown to the man kind. He's a monster.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Shut up, it's Sir Immmunity.
Person 1: Why the fuck is his name spelled wrong?
Person 2: Shut up, it's Sir Immmunity.
Person 1: Why the fuck is his name spelled wrong?
by Simply_Yeah September 07, 2022
Sigma is in 9th grade and is the biggest Sigma in Georgia, art, and science. Sigma dogma ligma jigma
by Peace202101 May 07, 2024
The richest man on earth. The absolute best. His hobbies are drinking, beating his children, occasionaly smashing the empty bottles on their heads. He wins the lottery twice a week.
Dice: Hello master
Sir Satanus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!
A worshiper: Oh my god, it's the mighty Satanus!
Sir: MUHAHAHAHA! ON YOUR KNEES, WORM!
Sir Satanus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!
A worshiper: Oh my god, it's the mighty Satanus!
Sir: MUHAHAHAHA! ON YOUR KNEES, WORM!
by nomiebobby March 15, 2024
by Secrettjc February 15, 2018
(BC-present) The oldest living man on Earth. Part of or witnessed nearly all the major events the world has seen. Has evolved over time and aged gracefully. Unwritten in the record books, this historic creature is described as highly intellectual, miniature in size and possess various behaviors (see definitions of Emo, Queer, Badheart, Cinderella Syndrome & Douche). With a sophisticated brain and an arguably wide experience, it is believed that He may have the largest stored information (evident in the size of his head) that along with it contains the missing pieces to complete the mysteries of the past. Though immensely intelligent, it is however an unanswered question as to why he hasn't graduated yet. Legend has it that constant heartbreak is the steady reason that has led him to innumerable failures and until this day he still struggles to overcome. Moreover, He without a doubt, deserves a place in history and Times Magazine should name him, "MAN OF TWO MILLENIUMS".
Unknown facts about Sir Greco Lazaro:
became the first man to tame a dinosaur
was the serpent who tempted eve (serpent only a symbol)
invented most ancient languages
designed the stonehenge
first person to ride a dragon
popularized homosexuality among Greek men
first person to acquire STD.
exiled by the Greeks for being a carrier of STD
joined forces with Xerxes to avenge himself against the Greeks
from 6 ft tall, downsized and molded himself to look like his idol Dr. Jose Rizal (current appearance)
Unknown facts about Sir Greco Lazaro:
became the first man to tame a dinosaur
was the serpent who tempted eve (serpent only a symbol)
invented most ancient languages
designed the stonehenge
first person to ride a dragon
popularized homosexuality among Greek men
first person to acquire STD.
exiled by the Greeks for being a carrier of STD
joined forces with Xerxes to avenge himself against the Greeks
from 6 ft tall, downsized and molded himself to look like his idol Dr. Jose Rizal (current appearance)
You're a Sir Greco Lazaro
derogatory statement that means you're old and gay
Sir Greco Lazaro=old and gay
derogatory statement that means you're old and gay
Sir Greco Lazaro=old and gay
by ACJ221991 December 19, 2013
The Sir Vice, the desire of a woman to serve a Man in a submissive capacity.
A Vice is something that is taboo. To many a feminist the idea of a woman submitting to a Man may be seen as taboo as well. Hence a woman's desire to serve a Man irregardless what the rest of society tells them what to do or not do is therefore a "Sir-vice".
A Vice is something that is taboo. To many a feminist the idea of a woman submitting to a Man may be seen as taboo as well. Hence a woman's desire to serve a Man irregardless what the rest of society tells them what to do or not do is therefore a "Sir-vice".
Brittany found herself at odds with some of her feminist friends, her desire to do things for her boyfriend made her do things in His Sir-vice to make Him happy!
by DaddyKnight June 01, 2024
The Sir Vice, the desire of a woman to serve a Man in a submissive capacity.
A Vice is something that is taboo. To many a feminist the idea of a woman submitting to a Man may be seen as taboo as well. Hence a woman's desire to serve a Man irregardless what the rest of society tells them what to do or not do is therefore a "Sir-vice".
A Vice is something that is taboo. To many a feminist the idea of a woman submitting to a Man may be seen as taboo as well. Hence a woman's desire to serve a Man irregardless what the rest of society tells them what to do or not do is therefore a "Sir-vice".
Brittany found herself at odds with some of her feminist friends, her desire to do things for her boyfriend made her do things in His Sir-vice to make Him happy!
by DaddyKnight June 01, 2024