samuel starbuck

a disgusting boy who has intercourse with his stuffed animals

omg this guy just banged his teddy! he's definitely samuel starbuck

by the guy who everyone hates May 04, 2016

samuel mark deboer

A smoke show who can attract Wild Wanis from wherever he is

Samuel Mark DeBoer loves his wild wanis

by Wild Wani December 07, 2015

Sexy Samuel

Acting like a Christian just to hide the fact that he is gay or asexual. Has a secret fantasy for a girl with a strap-on doing anal to him.

He is definitely pulling a sexy samuel, bro.

by Sammyboi69 March 19, 2023

samueled

When a talented contestant doesn’t get enough votes/doesn’t win because viewers assumed that others already voted for them.

I can’t believe Jonghyun didn’t get in WANNA ONE even without the rigging, he must’ve been samueled

by cyarpop November 19, 2020

Samuele pozzoli

just a lonely sigma waiting to find an alpha to cure his bipolarity

person 1: its samuele pozzoli!
person 2: leave him he is a lonely sigma
samuele pozzoli: i am a lonely sigma

by Theo. L September 05, 2024

samuel ian ford

a guy who is the most amazing person you will ever meet you will fall deeply in love with this guy

Oh i love samuel ian ford

by he's.mine.bitch November 26, 2016

Samuel Thompson

A kid at Wilbur Wright who plays drums, and has pre mature diabetes. Asian men love his body for some reason. His nutrition class is not helping him. He plays basketball and averages 2 points a game.

Samuel Thompson, I want to flick your Adams Apple so badly.

by bruh52 November 14, 2019