shrimp daddy

da sassiest bitch on da block, gurl.

be a peaceful person or she will kill you with her eyeliner and fake eyelashes ok bye

tweeter 1: ugh fuck dat ho, shrimp daddy!!!!!
tweeter 2: u better not say dat gurl she will stab you with her fake eyelashes
shrimp daddy: ya bitchez

by da secret garden November 8, 2012

Young shrimp

A useless coworker that everyone hates

Ya have you seen the new guys he’s a young shrimp, doesn’t do anything at all.

by Big wiggly October 9, 2025

Shrimp Mangler

Someone (usually male) known for catching a lot of tail. A ladies man.

Damn! That shrimp mangler is a f**kn’ pimp!

by DrSauce October 30, 2022

Chicago Shrimp

When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.

As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”

by Pkangas91 January 1, 2022

shrimp basting

Dipping your penis in warm water that is mixed with oil and spices to help with lubrication.

Caught my brother shrimp basting with my dad’s favorite pasta pot last night.

by Shrimpington March 16, 2019

Shrimpe

It's mostly a name, it's just shrimp and e...That's how it's made. Shrimpe is a dumb person, is shy and makes many mistakes, also very short.

person 1: Hey have you seen Shrimpe?
person 2: Why would you need her, she's useless.

by ShrimpeShrimp December 6, 2021

the shrimp shuffle

when you and your partner love small pee pees as it feels nicer. as your doing it they eat eachothers shrimp and bite it off so they can use it for later use.

Shit wheres my dick gone after i did the shrimp shuffle

by smallbutgoodpersonality June 18, 2022