walk of shame

taking a nasty smelly shit in a public washroom and coming out of the stall and seeing other people in the bathroom and you have to walk by them

by brownboy June 27, 2003

shame spiral

noun: A period of time in which one becomes so incredibly and undeniably intoxicated that they are brought to public shame by their ridiculous actions. A shame spiral is only a true shame spiral if all 3 conditions are met:

(A) Intoxication
(B) Nudity
(C) Crying

Shame spirals also often include pain, drama, screaming, dancing on furniture, promiscuity, loss of valuables, and damage to one's reputation.

Let it be known that bad shame spirals often happen to good people. They can last anywhere from one night to several years.

Symbolized by a swirly thingy and a sad face.

A morning-after example:

Gina: Hey, did you call me this morning?
Cory: Yeah dude, can you bring me a bra? I can't find mine.
Gina: Um.. you're at work.
Cory: Yes. Last night was a fuckin shame spiral.

by divitoooh April 22, 2006

The Walk of Shame

The trip you take when you realize that you just took a dump at a stall or bathroom with no toilet paper and need to go get some.

Dude, look at the way that guy coming out of the stall is walking! Poor guy probably needs to make the walk of shame.

I reached for a piece of toilet paper only to realize that I needed to travel on the walk of shame.

Guy 1: "Hey you're out of toilet paper!"

Guy 2: "Really? What did you use?"

Guy 1: "I had to make the walk of shame to ask you were so TP is."

Guy 2: "Dude, you smell like crap."

by n77shogun September 22, 2009

shame dance

A shame dance is invoked when an action of shame has ocured. This could be saying, doing, or feinting something johio style dumb. You then make your way to a corner, put your head down in shame, and shuffle around a bit, IN SHAME!

Fremo did something dumb and was forced to do a shame dance.

by Jace June 4, 2003

shame

The past tense of the word "shum". Shum, meaning the disgusting soup of semen and poop that you relieve yourself of after receiving anal sex. Coincidently, shame is also what you feel as you evacuate this...um...fluid(?).

Krissy felt more than one kind of shame as she sat on the toilet that sombre Sunday morning.

by CJ Harvey December 9, 2008

shamadig

Must sham a dig before you can dig a sham. Also know as shamdiggity, this word can be used interchangeably with almost every other reference to "going to smoke marijuana."

1) Hey man, I am gonna go shamadig, you down?
2) You coming to smoke man? Shamdiggity!
3) Dude, before you dig that sham, make sure you sham that dig, because you always have to shamadig before you can digasham.

by The real Nicky T. February 25, 2009

Shame Stain

A stain left behind after having sex with a fat and/or ugly person that reminds you of the terrible act you performed the night before.

Eric: "Ew! What's that on your bed?"

Terry: "Oh, thats just my Shame Stain from last night."

Eric: "Was that the triple chinned asian from the bar?"

Terry: "If only. (Sigh)"

by Brock Doody January 21, 2011