seth sawls

A huge bearded guy who works really hard for his family

Man seth sawls is so bearded and viking

by Waynesawls May 8, 2024

seth

To describe a human being with a large penis.

Paul: Jeez, Tim is being a real Seth with my girlfriend.

by grittygroundhog May 23, 2024

Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.

Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.

by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024

Seth

An insult you call someone who sucks. Doesn't mean much but also means anything you want it to. A girl in my dream called someone else a Seth and she was pretty mad so it seems like a good insult.

"You are such a Seth"
"Stop being such a Seth"

by NotASeth February 20, 2024

Seth

Someone you don't like. Isn't a specific insult but a broad term for an annoying person

"Okay Seth"
"Omg you are such a Seth"
"I know y'all are dating but she is such a Seth"
"I can't believe he gave us Homework over break, he is giving big Seth Energy"

by NotASeth February 21, 2024

Seth

Seth is a guy who smokes to much weed and complains he can't feel his legs due to the weed. He says nigga all the time just because hes part black. He probably has and afro that condenses his brain , combined with the weed hes an idiot. He most likely acts tough but if you date him he will cuddle one of your legs. Seth definitely has had more then just weed and alcohol. He also will try to use pointless examples , only way to shut him up is drawing on his face or kissing him. He acts autistic therefor he calls you autisctic as a self defense point

My god Seth smokes to much weed! Do you think his afro stops his thinking?

by Yourannoymealot March 8, 2024

Seth

Seth is the kind of guy who acts great, but is so concerned about his past actions he is willing to say in front of a high member of the Catholic Church that he is the antichrist.. He is the kind of guy to tell his cousin Bryan that he fucked the love of Bryan's life and has been working with the illuminati to tarnish Bryan's name to the point they think Bryan will kill himself.

Hes one of the dumbest human beings on earth and has no idea what he has gotten himself into. Look up all the synonyms for traitor and that is a Seth Hunthausen.

He is a coward that pretends like he is religious and Catholic but has lied to God and has openly admitted that he kind of likes people's suffering.

Seth is a sniveling whining little coward who no matter what happens should feel the guilt of the negative impact his presence on earth has had.

He also has a lot of friends who deserve to share his fate in the lowest level of heaven reserved for the worst of us.

Holly: Is it true what I heard about Seth?
Maddy: Your Seth?
Holly: Oh, hes not my Seth, hes married to Megan and now that whole families fakeness is about to come out.
Maddy: So you're finally gonna tell the truth? Don't worry, Bryan has kept you safe, even though you don't deserve it. He loves you unconditionally, you dumbass.
Holly: Oh f*ck I gotta go fulfill some solemn oaths I've made.. oh shit I fucked up huh? Why do I feel... oh. I gotta find Bry.

by BryBry29 March 22, 2024