Also known as the Belarusian Tortilla, the Russian Burrito is the foremost sexual maneuver that satisfies both the libido, and the appetite. The act itself involves a Prokofiev MP3, a fifth of Smirnoff Ice (preferably Raspberry flavour) and a third of can of refried beans. Executed to perfection, the gentleman caller must pour the beans into his lover's tortilla flaps (labia minora), and douse it with back-washed girly vodka. Follow this up with a solid donkey blow to her spinebone and voila- a tasty, homemade Russian Burrito.
by Dingle Barry February 09, 2009
Not Russian 1: Dude who is that.
Not Russian 2: O that is Dmitri hes Russian.
Not Russian 1: Dude he is such a bad-ass.
Not Russian 2: He is Being Russian duh.
Not Russian 2: O that is Dmitri hes Russian.
Not Russian 1: Dude he is such a bad-ass.
Not Russian 2: He is Being Russian duh.
by A Flying Russky March 19, 2012
tracksuit, warmups
Joke is that Russians and other Eastern Bloc citizens are too poor to afford real tuxedos, and if they need to dress up for something they put on a track suit.
Joke is that Russians and other Eastern Bloc citizens are too poor to afford real tuxedos, and if they need to dress up for something they put on a track suit.
by jesushchrist1 March 31, 2014
When a person kicks you in the crotch, striking you between the balls, pushing them to opposing side, thus "pinching" your nuts. This is specifically a good phrase to use when a Russian woman named Olga performs the act.
by lulzcannon January 01, 2008
by Death trap97 January 17, 2019
Recipe:
-2 parts vodka
-Shit ton of Doublestuf oreos
-Splash of milk
Combine all of the ingredients in a blender and enjoy.
-2 parts vodka
-Shit ton of Doublestuf oreos
-Splash of milk
Combine all of the ingredients in a blender and enjoy.
by fatso_joe December 14, 2010
the process of spreading a humans butt cheeks cumming on the gouch and then slapping the cheeks together so it squirts back on you
by Steven L January 26, 2009