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sheet rule

instead of one man having to sleep on the floor when sharing a hotel room, one may be under the sheet while the other is on top of it. this way the two will never touch.
during spring break we couldnt decide who would get the bed, so we used the sheet rule
by will38373830 March 28, 2007
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the mile rule

When your girlfriend is In another state so it is socially and politically correct to cheat on her
Carson: Avery is in Alabama

Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?

Nash: cause bro the mile rule
by T$mgang January 19, 2018
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Rule #14

-This mf called me pussy
-Rule #14 brother
by AKayser February 23, 2023
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Ja Rule

Fat Joe is a Ja Rule.
Jada is a Ja Rule.
Irv Gotti is a Ja Rule
Jermaine Dupri ia a Ja Rule
by Baller4Real July 15, 2006
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Booty Rule

When Making a decision always side with whoever you wanna do.
When Jack was forced to decide between sarah and vivian's sides in the argument, he following the principles of the booty rule and claimed that sarah was in fact right
by Rawrcat August 5, 2009
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CAD Rule

The scientifically-proven fact that all (or most) Ctrl+Alt+Del strips are improved by removing the second and third panels. It's customary to also remove the dialogue from the fourth panel, but in rare cases it can be left in.

This works because your typical four-panel CAD strip follows a basic formula:
-Panel 1: The setup. Note how instead of spreading it across the first three panels, he crams the entire thing into this first panel.
-Panel 2: Buckley excitedly blurts out the punchline (assuming he didn't already do so in Panel 1), and spends an inordinate amount of time explaining it. Commonly referred to as "Buckleybox A".
Panel 3: Completely redundant panel that exists only because Buckley refuses to abandon three four-panel format. Full of stifling walls of text that either drag along the joke from the first two panels, or are full of "plot" that nobody cares about. Commonly referred to as "Buckleybox B".
Panel 4: Buckley continues dragging along the joke until he finally kills it. More notably, however, there is usually some sort of a visual gag here, and it's typically better than the actual punchline.

As we can see from that, the biggest problem with CAD is the pacing, as by the time the reader get to the visual gag - the funny part - he or she has had to sit through the two Buckleyboxes and the Panel 4 dialogue, which completely destroys any comedic timing. As such, removing the offending panels results in a significantly improved comic.
The CAD Rule actually makes the comic readable.
by TheRedSnifit May 8, 2015
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RULE #1

remember RULE #1
Oh yea here
thanks
by ...SOMEONE_A May 20, 2020
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