Roster Envy

1. The bitter mix of jealousy and regret you feel when you see someone else’s work schedule is way better than yours - more days off, better shifts, and somehow they dodged every weekend and public holiday.

2. The sudden realization that your life would be at least 37% better if whoever made their roster also made yours.

The nurses were experiencing serious roster envy ever since management implemented RosterLab and everyone else’s new wellbeing-friendly schedule meant regular sleep and weekends off, while they were still stuck on back-to-back night shifts.

by Roster Lover December 7, 2025

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computer rooter

those internet cyber sex pervert's

harry potter looks like one

by ozslang August 23, 2003

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pootie rooters

a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.

Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!

Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!

by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010

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Rodeo Roaster

The Rodeo Roaster is a type of sexual assault involving burning the vitctims genitals before having sex with the them. A Rodeo Roaster is most often initiated by more than one person against another person without that person's consent. The act is either carried out by physical force, coercion, abuse of authority or with a person who is incapable of valid consent.

"That bitch got a Rodeo Roaster. She was screaming and riding that dick like a bull in a Rodeo Show."

by William Somerset November 30, 2011

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