Redneck aspirin

Literally just meth

Hey joe, you got some of that redneck aspirin?

by Screaming_Seagull July 11, 2019

Redneck Princess

Redneck Princess, She is Redneck when she is mad her whole face and neck turns red, but She is Pretty as and as intelligent as a Princess. She loves Jesus and is not afraid to show it. Since 1999.

She can run with the guys an keep up with them an is beautiful doing it. She owns her own truck and can work on it herself. She also drives her own Semi Truck, ikes the Truck Stops because she meets lots of different people.

Since 1999

Her Citizens Band Radio handel is Redneck Princess, she also uses it for her online accounts.

by Original Redneck Princess May 2, 2019

redneck tumbleweed

As often seen in the soutern states of America, a redneck tumbleweed is a plastic grocery bag, being pulled by the wind across long distances.

*Grocery bag tumbles by*

"Hey, its a redneck tumbleweed!"

by NothinInMyPocket May 18, 2019

Preppy Redneck

The Preppy Redneck is essentially a wannabe classic redneck who's rich daddies buy everything for them. They are often members of private schools, drive mint condition full size trucks with lift kits, wear Carhartt, Costas and camo ball caps. The Preppy Redneck never actually hunts, fishes, or goes to the river. They simply love to show off their rebellious ideations without actually rebelling. You'll find the preppy redneck possessing either a George Lucas beard or a goatee. Local women completely lose all logic and self respect over the Preppy Redneck man. They are found primarily in suburban Alabama and Georgia.

Hipster: Sweet Yah, that preppy redneck's existential purpose is nearly as ironic as my wardrobe!

Preppy Redneck: Hey gurl, how about we get some new cowboy boots with my unemployment check then go to my daddie's house and gave terrible sex under my camo blanket?

Redneck: Boi, get yer dadgum sissy little ass outta this town til you learn to be a real good ol' boi!

by TheSpecticalSpectator May 17, 2018

Redneck Tantrum

A person who punches walls shortly after being dumped.

Yo, you hear about how that one Redneck punched the wall after his girlfriend left him?

Yeah he had a Redneck Tantrum

by PegasusMX May 27, 2018

redneck baptism

When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.

"Hey Billy Bob, give my girlfriend a redneck baptism."

by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017

redneck culture

Fishing, hunting and noodling are cultural necessities. The rest of organized sports is too faggy, girly or top heavy with rich, lippy Knee Grows or Puerto Ricans such as are in baseball. Any serious Redneck is a NASCAR Historian and wept for days after Dale Earnhardt met his demise on that fateful day in 2001.

Google Redneck Culture for the ABCs of Redneck Culture

by Ruthless Goat April 17, 2017